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43 New Silly Minion Quotes

Minion Quote: Work, Really? Again? Didn't I Just Do That Yesterday? Like this is a recurring thing?

 

Minion Quote: Every Day I Am Forced To Add Another Name To The List Of People I'm Going To Eat When The Zombie Apocalypse Comes. I have a Rolodex by now and I need to get a refill!

 

Funny Minion Quote: Whenever I Have A Panic Attack I Breathe Into A Paper Bag And Drink The Vodka Inside. It Seems To Help!

This is a really clever trick.

 

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Minion Quote: I Live On The Corner Of Funny Street And Silly Road, In Crazy Town, In A Twisted State Of Mind.

Won’t you join me?

 

Minion Quote: Sunday Already! Now Where Is The Weekend Remote So I Can Hit The Rewind Button?

Why did Sunday come so fast? Wasn’t it just here?

 

Minion Quote: I Need A Vacation, And By Vacation I Mean Move Away And Find A New Job On A Beach With Cocktails. Oh yes, that’s the type of employment I’m looking for!

 

Funny Minion Quote: I Hate Mosquitoes. I Mean, I Know I'm Delicious, But Come On.

I’m also sweet but come on. 

 

Minion Quote: Oh No, Tomorrow Is Monday. I Don't Think I Can Do This Every Week!

Monday comes and there is no cure.

 

Minion Quote: They Say Milk Gives You Strength. Drink Three Shots Of Vodka And The Wall Moves All By Itself.

So which wins? I think it’s clear.

 

Minion Quote: I Love Everybody. Some I Love To Be Around, Some I Love To Avoid, And Others I'd Love To Punch.

But still. Lots of love.

 

Minion Quote: I Wish I Could Lose Weight As Easily As I Lose My Keys, Pen, Cell Phone, Temper And Even My Mind.

I’d be a champion in it if so.

 

Minion Quote: People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You, Remember I Have A Reason. Just remember that. 

 

Minion Quote: I Just Ran 5 Miles. I Didn't Think That Ice Cream Truck Would Ever Stop.

And now I have to get another cone to make up for my lost energy. Whoo!

 

Minion Quote: I Would Lose Weight, But I Hate Losing.

I’ve decided to just be a happy winner.

 

Minion Quote: I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap. Agnes Asleep On Her Fluffy Unicorn.

Sweet, sweet happy hour.

 

Minion Quote: Not Only Wearing Grumpy Pants Today, I Have The Whole Outfit On And Socks To Match!

Don’t test me if you see this outfit!

 

Minion Quote: Love Is Like A Fart. If You Have To Force It, It's Probably Crap. And that’s that.

 

Minion Quote: I've Added Extensive Experience Dealing With Stupid People To My Resume. That Has To Be A Marketable Skill.

I’ve got years of experience.

 

Minion Quote: You Say I'm Dirty Minded, But How Did You Understand What I Meant?

Now who has the dirty mind?

 

Minion Quote: Some People Call It Thursday. I Like To Call It Friday Eve.

Whoo Friday eve, it’s here, let’s live it up.

 

Minion Quote: My Body Needs A Refresh Button!

Is this possible? Please?

 

Minion Meme: The Face You Get When You Ask Your Kids To Do Something.

Am I speaking your language? I know I am.

 

Minion Meme: My Kids When They're Alone, Sweet Minions. When They're Together, Wild Purple Minions.

Little terrors.

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Minion Quote: My Mum Told Me She Hopes My Child Turns Out Twice As Bad As Me. She Didn't Realize She'd Be Babysitting.

Whoops.

Minion Quote: Gonna Make A Voodoo Doll Of Myself And Give It A Back Rub.

Ah yeah.

Minion Quote: Be Crazy, Be Stupid, Be Silly, Be Weird. Life Is Too Short To Be Anything But Happy!

Enjoy it!

Minion Quote: Our Generation Doesn't Ring The Doorbell. We Text Or Call To Say We're Outside.

It’s easier.

Minion Quote: Alright, Who Pushed The Fast Forward Button On My Weekend?

Make it stop.

Minion Quote: 4 Levels Of Crazy: Talks To Self, Argues With Self, Interrupts Self, No Longer Speaking To Self.

Minion Quote: There Is Always Something To Be Grateful For, With A Crowd Of Happy Minions.

Do you have it?

Minion Quote: While I Was Running Today I Heard Someone Clapping. It Was Just My Thighs Cheering Me On.

They did!

Minion Quote: When I Get Old I Don't Want People Saying What A Sweet Old Lady. I Want Them Saying, Oh No, What Is She Up To?

Make them wonder.

Minion Quote: Need A Friend? Text Me. Need A Laugh? Call Me. Need Money? This Number Is No Longer In Service.

Sounds accurate.

Minion Quote: Money Doesn't Solve All Problems, But It Could Solve My Money Problem.

Most of them.

Minion Meme: Tag That One Friend Who Is Always Hungry.

Tag them.

Minion Quote: Two Rules Of Business: 1. Mind Your Own. 2. Stay Out Of Mine.

Two rules.

Minion Quote: Monday Found Me Again. Must Hide Better Next Time.

You won’t get me!

Minion Quote: At My Age I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All. I Just Can't Remember It All!

Tis true.

Minion Quote: When Your Sibling Is Suddenly Nice To You And You're Like, Who Are You?!

Who?!

Minion Quote: Money Only Impresses Lazy Girls. When A Woman Works Hard, A Man With Money Is Just A Bonus.

Work it!

Minion Quote: Life Has Knocked Me Down A Few Times, But One Thing For Sure, I Always Get Up!

Get up!

Minion Quote: Some Of Your Best Memories Will Come From Some Of Your Most Foolish Decisions.

Be brave and foolish.

Minion Quote: Lollipop Lollipop, Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli, Pop! Good Luck Getting That Out Of Your Head!

You won’t!

Minion Quote: Why Do We Feel Safe Under Blankets? It's Not Like A Murderer Would Stop Because You're Under A Blanket.

We fooled them.

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