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Originally posted on November 21, 2017 @ 7:10 pm

Hilarious Minion Quotes

Minions are funny little creatures. They act all juvenile but sometimes they have they have the deepest insights. Check out these hilarious minion quotes.

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funny Minion quote about how to call a family meeting

If you want to call a family meeting,
just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it’s located.
-Unknown

They will be very surprised.

 

 

 

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A Funny pictorial minion quote comparing 2 minions' mood in the morning

Me, me, me…I’m dead.

 

 

 

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A funny minion quote about how this minion feels in the morning, afternoon and night

Why brain, why?

 

 

 

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One of the most hilarious Minion Quotes about aging

Don’t worry about getting older.
You still get to do stupid things,
only slower.
-Unknown

Might even have more fun.

 

 

 

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minion quote about what he'd like to be when he grows up

When I grow up I’d like to be a
retired lottery winner.
-Unknown

Such a dream.

 

 

 

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Another of the Funny Minion Quotes about generosity

If I share my food with you,
it’s either because I love you a lot,
or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
-Unknown

Think carefully.

 

 

 

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Funny minion quote about trying to eat a salad

I hate when I’m trying to eat a salad
and it accidentally falls in the trash and then
I have to eat pizza instead.
-Unknown

Lost so many salads this way.

 

 

 

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Minion Quote about different types of friends

Friends: Can I come over?
Real Friends: I’m coming over
Best Friends: Just appear in your room randomly.
-Unknown

Know them well.

 

 

 

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Funny Minion quote about medication labels

Just once, I would like to read a medication label that says:
Warning, may cause permanent weight loss,
remove wrinkles & increased energy!
-Unknown

That would be a miracle pill!

 

 

 

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Funny minion quote about being normal

When I told you I was a NORMAL person,
I may have EXAGGERATED slightly.
-Unknown

Okay, a lot.

 

 

 

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Minion Quote about to do lists

I made a huge to do list for today.
I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
-Unknown

Hmm, I guess it just won’t get done then.

 

 

 

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Minions Quote about happiness

The less you give a damn,
the HAPPIER you will be.
-Unknown

Word to the wise.

 

 

 

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Funny minions quote about growling stomachs

Dear Stomach,
you are bored, not hungry.
So SHUT UP!
-Unknown

Stop talking!

 

 

 

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Minion quote about making changes

I’m currently making some changes in my life.
If you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
-Unknown

Just wait and see.

 

 

 

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Minions quote about recipe for drama

Recipe for drama:
1 cup of gossip,
1/4 cup of rumours
and 9 lbs of jealousy.
Mix well and cover in lies.
Roast for as long as you lack self esteem.
-Unknown

A tasty dish to some.

 

 

 

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Minion quote about people adding you as a friend on Facebook

Why do people add you…
on Facebook then never talk to you?
-Unknown

What is the point?

 

 

 

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Funny Minion quote about eating

Eat whatever you want,
and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight,
eat them too.
-Unknown

Show them up!

 

 

 

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Funny minion quote about dreams and reality

Does anyone see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing
and freak out for a couple seconds?
-Unknown

Ah, so creepy.

 

 

 

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Funny minion quote about dollar bills

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet
were ever in a strippers butt crack?
If not, you’re wondering now.
-Unknown

And in 2020, the toilet paper shortage has everyone using those same dollar bills in their own butt cracks.

 

 

 

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Minion quote about being raised right by mom

My mom raised me right
I did wrong on my own.
-Unknown

She tried her best.

 

 

 

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One of the funniest Minion quotes about not getting in trouble with the wife

When your wife says she needs a new broom,
it’s best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
-Unknown

May be broken over your head.

 

 

 

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Quote from a minion about who to be with

Be with someone who brings out the best in you,
not the stress in you.
-Unknown

You don’t need that.

 

 

 

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Minion quote about weekends

Who needs another day added to the weekend?
-Unknown

So many days.

 

 

 

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Minions quote about fatigue

I’m like 107% tired.
-Unknown

Why is this a thing?

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