Hilarious Minion Quotes
Minions are funny little creatures. They act all juvenile but sometimes they have they have the deepest insights. Check out these hilarious minion quotes.
![Funny Minion Quote About How To Call A Family Meeting](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-funny-.jpg)
If you want to call a family meeting,
just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it’s located.
-unknown
They will be very surprised.
![A Funny Pictorial Minion Quote Comparing 2 Minions' Mood In The Morning](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-mrning.jpg)
Me, me, me…I’m dead.
![A Funny Minion Quote About How This Minion Feels In The Morning, Afternoon And Night](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-dyingfrarest-1.jpg)
Why brain, why?
![One Of The Most Hilarious Minion Quotes About Aging](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-stupidld-1.jpg)
Don’t worry about getting older.
you still get to do stupid things,
only slower.
-unknown
Might even have more fun.
![Minion Quote About What He'D Like To Be When He Grows Up](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-retiredlttery-1.jpg)
When i grow up i’d like to be a
retired lottery winner.
-unknown
Such a dream.
![Another Of The Funny Minion Quotes About Generosity](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mnin-shareyurfd.jpg)
If i share my food with you,
it’s either because i love you a lot,
or because it fell on the floor and i don’t want it.
-unknown
Think carefully.
![Funny Minion Quote About Trying To Eat A Salad](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-saladpizza.jpg)
I hate when i’m trying to eat a salad
and it accidentally falls in the trash and then
i have to eat pizza instead.
-unknown
Lost so many salads this way.
![Minion Quote About Different Types Of Friends](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-realfriends.jpg)
Friends: can i come over?
real friends: i’m coming over
best friends: just appear in your room randomly.
-unknown
Know them well.
![Funny Minion Quote About Medication Labels](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-pill.jpg)
Just once, i would like to read a medication label that says:
warning, may cause permanent weight loss,
remove wrinkles & increased energy!
-unknown
That would be a miracle pill!
![Funny Minion Quote About Being Normal](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-nrmal.jpg)
When i told you i was a normal person,
i may have exaggerated slightly.
-unknown
Okay, a lot.
![Minion Quote About To Do Lists](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-madealist.jpg)
I made a huge to do list for today.
i just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
-unknown
Hmm, I guess it just won’t get done then.
![Minions Quote About Happiness](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-lessyugive.jpg)
The less you give a damn,
the happier you will be.
-unknown
Word to the wise.
![Funny Minions Quote About Growling Stomachs](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-hungrybred.jpg)
Dear stomach,
you are bored, not hungry.
so shut up!
-unknown
Stop talking!
![Minion Quote About Making Changes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-hearfrmyu.jpg)
I’m currently making some changes in my life.
if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
-unknown
Just wait and see.
![Minions Quote About Recipe For Drama](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-gsip.jpg)
Recipe for drama:
1 cup of gossip,
1/4 cup of rumours
and 9 lbs of jealousy.
mix well and cover in lies.
roast for as long as you lack self esteem.
-unknown
A tasty dish to some.
![Minion Quote About People Adding You As A Friend On Facebook](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-facebkadd.jpg)
Why do people add you…
on facebook then never talk to you?
-unknown
What is the point?
![Funny Minion Quote About Eating](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-eatthem.jpg)
Eat whatever you want,
and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight,
eat them too.
-unknown
Show them up!
![Funny Minion Quote About Dreams And Reality](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-dream.jpg)
Does anyone see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing
and freak out for a couple seconds?
-unknown
Ah, so creepy.
![Funny Minion Quote About Dollar Bills](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-dllars-stripper.jpg)
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet
were ever in a strippers butt crack?
if not, you’re wondering now.
-unknown
And in 2020, the toilet paper shortage has everyone using those same dollar bills in their own butt cracks.
![Minion Quote About Being Raised Right By Mom](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-didright.jpg)
My mom raised me right
i did wrong on my own.
-unknown
She tried her best.
![One Of The Funniest Minion Quotes About Not Getting In Trouble With The Wife](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-brm.jpg)
When your wife says she needs a new broom,
it’s best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
-unknown
May be broken over your head.
![Quote From A Minion About Who To Be With](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-bewithsmene.jpg)
Be with someone who brings out the best in you,
not the stress in you.
-unknown
You don’t need that.
![Minion Quote About Weekends](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-antherdayweekend.jpg)
Who needs another day added to the weekend?
-unknown
So many days.
![Minions Quote About Fatigue](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/minin-107tired.jpg)
I’m like 107% tired.
-unknown
Why is this a thing?