28 of the Funniest Quotes Ever
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It’s all about choices. Which are the right ones? The prosecco, of course!
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It’s a simple question.
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One day maybe it will spin me right out of here.
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Age old question. Never any answer.
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Beware of this, because it’s the things that you like!
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Cupcakes are great problem solvers.
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Enjoy!
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Viola, instant iced coffee!
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Might want to tone down the sass.
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So I decided not to!
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Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be.
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Now I don’t want to!
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Poor thing had to deal with everyone’s meals first before she could eat her own.
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Choose wisely because they’ll also be annoying you.
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It’s going to be a week.
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Why you’re not a therapist, exhibit 1.
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Let’s hope I never find out.
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I’m dying to have one!
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And that’s not bad. The number could be just 1.
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So close.. yet so far away.
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The mother’s prayer.
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But now you know, so…
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Better yet, if you do it without her telling you.
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Good for you!
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I mean, they cost money.
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Sometimes when you’re not having. Yes, often then.