28 Hilarious Quotes For Every Situation
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Be gone, and maybe go after someone a little less…me.
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Seriously. That’s a sign that you better run too, because like, Godzilla or a serial killer is chasing me.
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Damn it. And I only I got a cookie and orange juice out of the deal.
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But somehow I’ll make it. I know. I am a fighter.
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You’re my favorite kind of risky proposition!
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Ah, life, always saying “Not so fast!”
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Can someone fix their technology and update to this year?
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I’m going to apologize if it’s the latter.
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Just give me… 5 days of agonizing thought and then I’ll let you know!
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Think that’s too few? I mean, I might go somewhere fancy or decide to wear red after all….
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Beautiful pieces of pizza. I love you all.
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THIS IS A GREAT DAY.
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Get your own!
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One out of two ain’t bad though, right?
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I often select not to be social. See how that works?
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It’s like a superpower you develop.
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Please. No, now.
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So where does that leave us now? Hmm..
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I’ll just ignore them all!
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Those are the days when I’m worried for myself.
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Their box is stifling. Make your own guidelines!
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Karma always comes to those who need a visit, so beware.
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No, seriously, I’ve seen this all before.
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That’s why I don’t hope. Then the disappointment isn’t as crushing!
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Huh. What a phenomenon.
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But the place has to clear sometime.
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Sure there isn’t a cut-rate?
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They wouldn’t have answered though.