29 Funny Minion Quotes
![Minion 100](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-100.jpg)
Then don’t go giving 100%!
![Minion Blockednumber](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-blockednumber.jpg)
Just pray it’s not an important call!
![Minion Clown](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-clown.jpg)
There’s one to think about.
![Minion Damnfun](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-damnfun.jpg)
You enjoy me, you do!
![Minion Dearbestfriend](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-dearbestfriend.jpg)
Besties for life.
![Minion Disease](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-disease.jpg)
I feel like it may never be cured.
![Minion Goofystuff](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-goofystuff.jpg)
So don’t worry about it!
![Minion Halloweendecorations](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-halloweendecorations.jpg)
Ooh, aren’t they spooky? This only works in October, pity.
![Minion Hateloveyou](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-hateloveyou.jpg)
Why are you the way you are?
![Minion Imold](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-imold.jpg)
Can we go back to those days?
![Minion Ipoopeasily](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-ipoopeasily.jpg)
And then you’ll be scared!
![Minion Itsneo](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-itsneo.jpg)
OMG, is he lost again?!
![Minion Maddiary](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-maddiary.jpg)
And now they add emojis and GIFs…
![Minion Manstillooking](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-manstillooking.jpg)
Hahahaha!
![Minion Needalife](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-needalife.jpg)
Better give him two.
![Minion Potatoshape](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-potatoshape.jpg)
It’s a nice shape regardless.
![Minion Seeingaspider](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-seeingaspider.jpg)
Spider, spider, where did you go?
![Minion Sleepfordays](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-sleepfordays.jpg)
I hate to brag but it’s kind of my super power.
![Minion Spiderid](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-spiderid.jpg)
Might want to add “RUN LIKE HELL.”
![Minion Spiders](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-spiders.jpg)
See? Run from the spider.
![Minion Survivegetup](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-survivegetup.jpg)
Somewhere in there it should say “eat” a couple times.
![Minion Throwabrick](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-throwabrick.jpg)
It’s so hard.
![Minion Wasidrunk](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-wasidrunk.jpg)
Surely that must be the case.
![Minion Whyareyouteaching](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-whyareyouteaching.jpg)
He got the teacher there!
![Minion Yourhouseishaunted](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-yourhouseishaunted.jpg)
Run and call the mystery gang!
![Minion Dirtyminds](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-dirtyminds.jpg)
![Minion Cantfindit](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-cantfindit.jpg)
Story of my life.
![Minion Listeningtowife](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-listeningtowife.jpg)
It’s the smart move.
![Minion Kidnapme](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/minion-kidnapme.jpg)
I’m not picky on the destination. Maybe Bali? Hawaii?