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33 Funny Florida Man Memes and Florida Woman Memes
Florida Man Headline: Man, 68, Crashes His Lawn Mower Into A Cop Car And Asks The Officer To Take Him To Jail

At least he knew he was drunk.

Florida Man Headline: Man Calls 911 Over Missing Beer So Many Times He Gets Arrested

It was an emergency to him.

Florida Man Headline: Man Robs A Gas Station And Leaves His Job Application With His Details Behind

You could’ve been working there shortly!

Florida Man Headline: Man Arrested Outside Olive Garden While Eating Spaghetti With Bare Hands

Does he have a regretti?

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Florida Man Headline: Man Caught Playing Basketball Without Clothes Says It Improves His Skills

But how…I guess wind dynamics?

Florida Man Headline: Man Tries To Trade An Alligator For Beer, With The Gator In A Cardboard Box

He thought it was a fair trade.

Florida Man Headline: Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend And Turns Himself In

He looks sad.

Florida Man Headline: Drunk Man Tries To Use A Taco As Id After His Car Catches Fire At Taco Bell

Officer, yes, there are my tacos. I assume everything is in order.

Florida Man Headline: Man Breaks Into Neighbor's Home To Pet Their Cat

The cat was that amazing.

Florida Man Headline: Accused Man Blames His Cat For Illegal Files Found On His Computer

The cat roams free.

Florida Man Headline: Man Arrested For Pelting His Girlfriend With Mcdonald's Sweet And Sour Packets

I assume alcohol was involved.

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Arrested After Robbery With A Toy Gun, Fleeing On A Tricycle

She hadn’t planned the getaway very well.

Florida Woman Headline: 93 Year Old Arrested For Not Paying Rent Says She Thought She Was Going To Die Soon

She had a plan. 

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Reported To Jury Duty With Cocaine, Sheriff Says

Did you think before you left the house?

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Blames Cocaine In Her Purse On A Windy Day

Yes, those nasty windcaines.

Florida Man Headline About A Man Arrested After Climbing On Playground Equipment

Well, I bet some parents were annoyed.

Florida Man Headline: Man Calls 911 Because He Needed A Ride To Hooters

It was CLEARLY an emergency.

Florida Man Headline: Man Falls Asleep While Robbing A Home

He was a polite burglar.

Florida Man Headline: Man Accused Of Attacking His Girlfriend With A Banana

Did she find it appeeling?

Florida Man Headline: Man In A Thong Arrested While Building A Shed With Garbage On A Stranger's Property

What is the story here? 

Florida Man Headline: Man Smashes 20 Cars And Says A Former President Owes Him One Trillion Dollars

And the plan was….?

Florida Man Headline: Man Attacks Walmart Employee With Potato Chips

He must not have been too hungry.

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Fighting To Keep Her Trained Gator Named Rambo Who Rides Four Wheelers

Pure Florida. 

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Calls 911 After Mcdonald's Runs Out Of Mcnuggets

She took the nugget love to a new low.

Florida Man Headline: Man Caught Feeding A Wild Alligator Resists Arrest, He's A Good Boy And He Loves Bagels

They have a friendship.

Florida Man Headline: Couple Trapped In An Unlocked Closet For Two Days

So, drugs, then?.

Florida Man Headline: One Man In A Bull Onesie Tries To Burn Down A House With Ragu Sauce, Police Say

Why the bull costume?

Florida Man Headline: Man Steals 33,000 Dollars Of Rare Coins And Cashes Them In A Coinstar For 29.30

Wow.

Florida Man Headline: Man Arrested For Tossing A Gator Into A Wendy's DriveThru Window

The reasoning was….

Florida Man Headline: Man Arrested For Hanging From A Traffic Light Above Passing Cars

He had to make an effort to climb and do that. He had a plan and by goodness, he was going to stick to it.

Florida Man Headline: Man Claims He Only Drank At Stoplights And Not While Driving

So he was just drunk stopping.

Florida Woman Headline: Woman Pulled A Knife On A Man Who Complained About Her Passing Gas, Police Say

Imagine this being in your record.

Florida Man Tweet: Man Tries To Steal A Car From The Jail Parking Lot Moments After His Release

Stop stealing cars.

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