Funny Short Stories to Tell Your Girlfriend
Mom Suspects Her Son of Sleeping With His Roommate. What She Does Next makes for a great example of funny short stories to tell your girlfriend.
This roommate short comedy begins with a mom who visits her son for dinner. Her son happens to live with a girl as a roommate. During their meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty her son’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the Sheffield silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?
He said,
“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure!”
He sat down and wrote,
“Dear Mom,
After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing. I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son”
Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:
“Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom”
And just like that, the mystery has been solved.
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