21 Funny Food Quotes for Anyone Who Loves Food
I’m not overweight.
i’m just 9 inches too short.
-shelley winters
Perspective.
I can’t go on. I’ve got to eat something.
That’s it. That’s friendship.
The humanity. So many wasted brownies.
I can’t stop loving you eating.
Fixed it.
I’m on a diet
i’m on a diet
i’m on a diet
omg chocolate
yum.
I was there for a bit.
Perfect has 7 letters.
so does foooood.
coincidence?
i think not.
Yummmm.
Remember this!
I only eat in three places:
here, there, and everywhere!
-daniel l. Worona
All the places.
3 words, 8 letters
say it and i’m yours.
i got food.
Music to my ears.
There’s going to be food?
okay, i’ll come.
I’m halfway there.
– friend
– bestfriend
– boyfriend
– girlfriend
– food
only food has no end…
The riddle has been solved.
Pros and cons of making food
pros: food
cons: making.
Then the dishes.
How about we take this to the bedroom…
…i whispered to my snacks.
They say we should be eating more raw foods.
that’s all i needed to hear to whip up another
batch of cookie dough.
Delish!!
Really cute story
-boy: hey
-girl doesn’t say anything
-boy: i really like u
-girl doesn’t say anything
-boy: ok, i love u
-girl still isn’t sayin’ nothing!
-boy: and i never wanna let u go
-girl remains silent.
-boy kisses girl
-boy eats girl
-girl was doritos the whole time.
Doritos love everyone.
My relationship with junk food…
mmmmmm
MMMMMMM..no.
That feeling you get in your stomach when you see him food.
All fluttery.
A party without cake
is just a meeting.
Boring meeting.
How i cut carbs…
Slice ’em up.
I just want to do bad things with carbs.
Is that so wrong?