TFB Short Clips
Originally posted on April 5, 2018 @ 2:25 pm
21 Funny Food Quotes for Anyone Who Loves Food
I’m not overweight.
I’m just 9 inches too short.
-Shelley Winters
Perspective.
I can’t go on. I’ve got to eat something.
That’s it. That’s friendship.
The humanity. So many wasted brownies.
I can’t stop loving you eating.
Fixed it.
I’m on a diet
I’m on a diet
I’m on a diet
OMG CHOCOLATE
yum.
I was there for a bit.
Perfect has 7 letters.
So does foooood.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Yummmm.
Good Food
is
Good Mood.
Remember this!
I only eat in three places:
Here, There, and Everywhere!
-Daniel L. Worona
All the places.
3 words, 8 letters
Say it and I’m yours.
I got food.
Music to my ears.
There’s going to be food?
Okay, I’ll come.
I’m halfway there.
– FriEND
– BestfriEND
– BoyfriEND
– GirlfriEND
– Food
Only food has no end…
The riddle has been solved.
Pros and Cons of making food
Pros: food
Cons: making.
Then the dishes.
How about we take this to the bedroom…
…I whispered to my snacks.
They say we should be eating more raw foods.
That’s all I needed to hear to whip up another
batch of cookie dough.
Delish!!
Really cute story
-boy: hey
-girl doesn’t say anything
-boy: i really like u
-girl doesn’t say anything
-boy: ok, i love u
-girl still isn’t sayin’ nothing!
-boy: and I never wanna let u go
-girl remains silent.
-boy kisses girl
-boy eats girl
-girl was doritos the whole time.
Doritos love everyone.
My relationship with junk food…
MMMMMM
MMMMMMM..no.
That feeling you get in your stomach when you see him food.
All fluttery.
A party without cake
is just a meeting.
Boring meeting.
How I cut carbs…
Slice ’em up.
I just want to do bad things with carbs.
Is that so wrong?