22 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
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So this is my purpose in life. When’s my first mission?
![Funny Snap](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-snap.jpg)
There could be no warning signs either.
![Funny Hard](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-hard.jpg)
I mean I’d surely notice an alien in my house..or so I’d like to think. Is that what is part of “Keeping it together”?
![Funny Car](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-car.jpg)
You should be so lucky to see me.
![Funny Cactus](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-cactus.jpg)
You’re a porcupine and a cactus rolled in one…one prickly person.
![Funny Wrong](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-wrong.jpg)
It’s my one true talent.
![Funny Winging](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-winging.jpg)
There, that’s my secret. I believe in transparency.
![Funny Wine](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-wine.jpg)
![Funny Treats](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-treats.jpg)
Don’t forget a comfortable bed.
![Funny Tooam](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-tooam.jpg)
Can we start the day a little later? Say…2 P.M.?
![Funny Period](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-period.jpg)
“It wasn’t me just being irrational!” I realize with relief.
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Too bad they can’t cancel themselves out.
![Funny Morning](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-morning.jpg)
Yeah, enjoy your stupid morning, bird.
![Funny Middlefinger](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-middlefinger.jpg)
You’re the only one I can count on.
![Funny Knives](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-knives.jpg)
Never can be too prepared.
![Funny Heart](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-heart.jpg)
Me and the brain have this under control.
![Funny Happens](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-happens.jpg)
But..at least I got up.
![Funny Grocerystore](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-grocerystore.jpg)
Like, go faster!
![Funny Coffeedrinking](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-coffeedrinking.jpg)
![Funny Coffee](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-coffee.jpg)
It’s just you and me against the world.
![Funny Callme](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-callme.jpg)
I’m here for you.
![Funny Bloated](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/funny-bloated.jpg)
So that’s why my stomach is like that!