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23 Minions Quotes to Crack You Up

Minion Number6

Are you still checking?

Minion Mindfog

Don’t expect takeoff anytime soon.

Minion Knives

Remember that we’re also really good at cleaning up messes.

Minion Friends Houses

Holiday Gift Guides

Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

We wouldn’t even need to drive!

Minion Screwdriver

Oh well. Can’t waste time looking for it.

Minion Six Pack

You should admire my dedication.

Minion Overit

Again, oh well.

Minion Notacopy

Or you want to be me.

Minion Capslock

Caps lock don’t scare me!

Minion Calm

You should worry when I get quiet.. it may be the 6th time.

Minion Bounced Check

Quit making withdrawals!

Pain Minion

So true.

Minions Sleep

Right? I mean it’s essential. It should be on the school supply list.

Minions Shot

So ducking rude.

Minions Grow Up

I shouldn’t have to tell you to grow up.

Minions Crazy

That shocks them!

Minion Stupidfilter

Please stand by for maintenance.

Minion Shutup

I’m waiting!

Minion Pizza

HA, too late!

Minion Old

Now my hangovers have hangovers.

Minion Died

I’m just going to have them select “location: from the grave”

Hitman Minion

They don’t know how lucky they are.

Haunt Minion

Hope they’re prepared.

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