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24 New Funny Minion Quotes to Love

Minion Barmirror

I said, “oh that’s why they waved back!” 


Minion Divorcesock

They keep separating! I’m so sad for them, honestly.


Minion Faraheadtraffic

Officer, I am just being proactive with my driving.


Minion FridaywhoMaybe a better question is “Who isn’t ready for Friday“?


Minion Godmadewomen

Tricky, tricky.


Minion Headbusy

You should see the show going on up there!


Minion Irritated

And then sometimes you realize what it was and think “Ohhhhh.”


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Minion Knowthetruth

I see you, you think!


Minion Legendsleep

I’m so tired.


Minion Lookugly

You can wear the worst clothes and listen to bad music and eat junk food. It’s such a win.  Also there’s less people than “outside.”



Minion Multitalented

Aren’t you lucky to have such a talented friend?


Minion Peehouse

Or when all of the stalls at the public bathroom are occupied?


Minion Pocketcrazy

Beware because my sweetness hides it well!



Or just forget it, because they were never worth it!


Minion Stupidpeopletest

Currently I’m losing.


Minion Talkingbehindmyback

Enjoy what you’re getting from my life!


Minion Threesides

Three sides. Choose wisely which one you want to activate.


Minion Todobirdlist

Their faces will be ridiculous.


Minion Tolietstolen

The crime investigation has come up flush.


Minion Weird

Enjoy my weirdness!


Minion WhocaresdislikeHow about also a “why?!” for those off-the-wall posts you don’t need.


Minion Womenkitchen

Yes, that’s the life.


Minion Womenvolcano

See? We come back to calm.


Minion Momtaughtme

I hope my mom’s visions of my children don’t come true, however!

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