24 New Funny Minion Quotes to Love
![Minion Barmirror](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-barmirror.jpg)
I said, “oh that’s why they waved back!”
![Minion Divorcesock](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-divorcesock.jpg)
They keep separating! I’m so sad for them, honestly.
![Minion Faraheadtraffic](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-faraheadtraffic.jpg)
Officer, I am just being proactive with my driving.
![Minion Fridaywho](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-fridaywho.jpg)
![Minion Godmadewomen](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-godmadewomen.jpg)
Tricky, tricky.
![Minion Headbusy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-headbusy.jpg)
You should see the show going on up there!
![Minion Irritated](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-irritated.jpg)
And then sometimes you realize what it was and think “Ohhhhh.”
![Minion Knowthetruth](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-knowthetruth.jpg)
I see you, you think!
![Minion Legendsleep](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-legendsleep.jpg)
I’m so tired.
![Minion Lookugly](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-lookugly.jpg)
You can wear the worst clothes and listen to bad music and eat junk food. It’s such a win. Also there’s less people than “outside.”
![Minion Multitalented](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-multitalented.jpg)
Aren’t you lucky to have such a talented friend?
![Minion Peehouse](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-peehouse.jpg)
Or when all of the stalls at the public bathroom are occupied?
![Minion Pocketcrazy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-pocketcrazy.jpg)
Beware because my sweetness hides it well!
![Minion](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-reloadex.jpg)
Or just forget it, because they were never worth it!
![Minion Stupidpeopletest](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-stupidpeopletest.jpg)
Currently I’m losing.
![Minion Talkingbehindmyback](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-talkingbehindmyback.jpg)
Enjoy what you’re getting from my life!
![Minion Threesides](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-threesides.jpg)
Three sides. Choose wisely which one you want to activate.
![Minion Todobirdlist](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-todobirdlist.jpg)
Their faces will be ridiculous.
![Minion Tolietstolen](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-tolietstolen.jpg)
The crime investigation has come up flush.
![Minion Weird](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-weird.jpg)
Enjoy my weirdness!
![Minion Whocaresdislike](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-whocaresdislike.jpg)
![Minion Womenkitchen](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-womenkitchen.jpg)
Yes, that’s the life.
![Minion Womenvolcano](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-womenvolcano.jpg)
See? We come back to calm.
![Minion Momtaughtme](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/minion-momtaughtme.jpg)
I hope my mom’s visions of my children don’t come true, however!