30 Must-Read Funny Quotes for Wine Time
![Wine Corks](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-corks.jpg)
I just need…1,000 more corks. Yep, going to be a great project.
![Wine Aisle](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-aisle.jpg)
Okay, sure, but how much?
![Wine Anotherglass](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-anotherglass.jpg)
Yes to both. Especially the money, because then I can buy wine.
![Wine Birthstone](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-birthstone.jpg)
It’s a reflection of who I really am.
![Wine Bottomofbottle](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-bottomofbottle.jpg)
Just to be safe, you know. It could be there!
![Wine Brewed](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-brewed.jpg)
Don’t you want me to be a morning person? Then solve this issue.
![Wine Bucketlist](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-bucketlist.jpg)
It’s a simple 4-step process that I’m going to follow shortly.
![Wine Cantbefriends](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-cantbefriends.jpg)
Better luck next time!
![Wine Cardboard](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-cardboard.jpg)
It’s important to know your vintages and have the right terminology for the wine.
![Wine Cleaning](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-cleaning.jpg)
But I drank them clean empty. See? I wasn’t lying.
![Wine Days](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-days.jpg)
That’s it. It’s moderation.
![Wine Deal](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-deal.jpg)
How about some more wine?
![Wine Flirt](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-flirt.jpg)
And with those words, I’m yours!
![Wine Genie](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-genie.jpg)
There has to be one somewhere.
![Wine Immortal](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-immortal.jpg)
Think of all the wine I’ll get to drink over the years.
![Wine Monday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-monday.jpg)
Or Tuesday..or..Wednesday..or now?
![Wine Money](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-money.jpg)
Maybe I should stop saying it, and just buy more wine.
![Wine Pinterest](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-pinterest.jpg)
Right? You keep pinning cute things and Instant Pot, but where’s our homemade wine?!
![Wine Special](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-special.jpg)
Or now.
![Wine Theend](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-theend.jpg)
The sequel: I got the wine. I’m happy. The end.
![Wine Tonight](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-tonight.jpg)
Hmm, this is the type of personality test I like.
![Wine Windy](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-windy.jpg)
I guess I’ll just wait here until the wind blows over.
![Wine Winebar](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-winebar.jpg)
Enjoy the trip!
![Wine Winery](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-winery.jpg)
I’m not picky though. The first or second is fine.
![Wine Winestore](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-winestore.jpg)
Either way, it mentions wine and I’m taking it.
![Wine Winner](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-winner.jpg)
That’s what I am too for discovering this.
![Wine Work](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-work.jpg)
They both start with W, but only one is good.
![Wine Workblah](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-workblah.jpg)
Yoga pants. Happy. Sleep.
![Wine Choose](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-choose.jpg)
Come on, you know you thought of the million dollars!
![Wine Forecast](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/wine-forecast.jpg)
So much wine. 100% chance of empty bottles.