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30 Must-Read Funny Quotes for Wine Time

Wine Corks


I just need…1,000 more corks. Yep, going to be a great project.

Wine Aisle

Okay, sure, but how much?

Wine Anotherglass

Yes to both. Especially the money, because then I can buy wine.

Wine Birthstone

It’s a reflection of who I really am.

Wine Bottomofbottle

Just to be safe, you know. It could be there!

Wine Brewed

Don’t you want me to be a morning person? Then solve this issue.

Wine Bucketlist

It’s a simple 4-step process that I’m going to follow shortly.

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Wine Cantbefriends

Better luck next time!

Wine Cardboard

It’s important to know your vintages and have the right terminology for the wine.

Wine Cleaning

But I drank them clean empty. See? I wasn’t lying.

Wine Days

That’s it. It’s moderation.

Wine Deal

How about some more wine?

Wine Flirt

And with those words, I’m yours!

Wine Genie

There has to be one somewhere.

Wine Immortal

Think of all the wine I’ll get to drink over the years.

Wine Monday

Or Tuesday..or..Wednesday..or now?

Wine Money

Maybe I should stop saying it, and just buy more wine.

Wine Pinterest

Right? You keep pinning cute things and Instant Pot, but where’s our homemade wine?!

Wine Special

Or now.

Wine Theend

The sequel: I got the wine. I’m happy. The end.

Wine Tonight

Hmm, this is the type of personality test I like.

Wine Windy

I guess I’ll just wait here until the wind blows over.

Wine Winebar

Enjoy the trip!

Wine Winery

I’m not picky though. The first or second is fine.

Wine Winestore

Either way, it mentions wine and I’m taking it.

Wine Winner

That’s what I am too for discovering this.

Wine Work

They both start with W, but only one is good.

Wine Workblah

Yoga pants. Happy. Sleep.

Wine Choose

Come on, you know you thought of the million dollars!

Wine Forecast

So much wine. 100% chance of empty bottles.

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