30 Snappy Funny Quotes
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A very unfortunate common occurrence..
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I’m such an overachiever.
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Too bad they’re so fleeting.
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Just got to live and love it.
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Later, have something new to drink.
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But as long as you know it….
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Just so tongue-tied.
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How did this happen?
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Out of reach, out of sight.
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Wistfully.
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They’re all over me!
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Once those fingers start flying, start running.
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Let’s just breakup, Monday.
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They deserve some payback.
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I mean, it’s a no brainer.
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Seriously, go me!
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Delicious and sweet relationship.
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Or a bacon cheeseburger.
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Just know.
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
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My body wins.
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Please let me know.
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A few out of the list isn’t bad.
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Or sometimes with the sentence “I’m just saying…”
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Old body doing its things.
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I’m not going to try to fake it.
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Maybe a combination of all of that.
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All of the chaos just bouncing around up in there.
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Eating good tonight.