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10 Funny Christmas Doormats Your Guests Will Quote

Looking to roll out the carpet for your guests this Christmas but no red carpet handy? A funny Christmas doormat does the greeting for you, and guests will be quoting it before they even knock. Here are 10 of our favorites, from Cousin Eddie and the Grinch to a mat that politely asks the delivery driver to hide your packages.

1. Yes Amazon, This House Again

“Please hide packages from husband.” For the porch that sees more delivery vans than visitors.

2. Stink, Stank, Stunk

The Grinch’s three-word review of the holidays, now at your front door.

3. 3D Santa Illusion Rug

Guests will hesitate before stepping on it. Santa looks like he took a wrong turn at the chimney.

4. Oh Fudge!

Only he didn’t say “fudge.” Ralphie fans will get it the moment they wipe their feet.

5. Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full

Cousin Eddie’s most quotable line, for the house that hosts the whole family every December.

6. The Grinch Mat 2-Pack

Two officially licensed Grinch mats, “Welcome” and “Merry Grinchmas”: one for the front door, one for the back.

7. The Jolliest Bunch

Clark Griswold’s full quote, with the Wagon Queen Family Truckster hauling the tree. For families who know exactly who they are.

8. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

The Home Alone line every ’90s kid can still quote, on a coir mat that actually scrapes boots.

9. It’s Merry AF in Here

For the house that goes all-in on lights, inflatables and eggnog.

10. The Classy Rudolph Mat

The no-joke option for when the in-laws visit. Rudolph keeps it respectable.

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