30 Hilarious Quotes And Sayings
30 Hilarious Quotes And Sayings. Enjoy!
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And may have undiagnosed Tourette’s syndrome.
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Smart devices revolution.
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Spice of life.
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Sometimes even coffee’s not enough.
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So true.
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And don’t get me started on the tools!
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Weird thing is that this is actually possible now.
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How times have changed.
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There IS a difference.
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How’s that for a conversation killer.
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That’s right!
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And I should also get a medal.
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Who says unicorns don’t exist.
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Don’t let people drag you down.
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What can I say, I’m dog person.
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UGH!
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My web browser is a reflection of my mental state.
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Nice one mom!
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Maybe karma needs a little help sometime?
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It’s hot, and produces steam. Same difference.
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Coffee is the difference between war and peace.
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Death by barbie brush.
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Out of happy juice.
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And usually it’s the same person.
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Gotta remember that one.
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Stroking that furry dog does wonders to my anxiety.
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Can’t wait.
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Just let it out.
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Tourette’s is mild compared to what I got.
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Trading in them heels.
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My doctor couldn’t argue with that.
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Yes they do.
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Sorry really…
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Save water… drink beer.
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