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10 Funny After Sex Quotes That Show They’re Not The One

In modern society, sex has become common place and something to try out (a lot) with several partners before getting into a long term relationship. How else do you know it’s someone you want to perhaps spend a good chunk of life having sex with for the long haul? That does mean that unlike bygone eras, sex is no longer something you do only with people that you get to know VERY well. But those moments of post coital honesty could be those rare occasions where the truth comes out most uninhibited and it’s what is said in those moments that you learn most about someone. Well one comedian who shall remain nameless, shared some funny after sex quotes on Medium recently and we thought we’d distill them down to the funniest ones to share with you. Enjoy

funny after sex quotes - oak trees

Glad you noticed. Is that how you wanted to let me know you’re a biologist?

funny after sex quote - facebook

Are you thinking about sharing our bedroom activities on facebook?!?

after sex quotes - musicians

Ok, good to know.

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I guess that’s one way to make a quick exit…

random after sex quotes - food shopping

They say sex and food are a good mix… but grocery shopping? really?

random after sex quote - boat

Wow, I’ll remember to call you if it starts raining for 40 days and 40 nights!

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Honest… but maybe a little too much honesty?

funny after sex quotes - planet of the apes

Dude, we just had sex… not waking up from a coma in the movie “The Planet of the Apes”.

funny after sex quotes - i'll take that as a compliment

I’m not sure if that’s a compliment…but I’ll take it.

funny after sex quote - bad timing

Worried about the time I see… ok bye then!

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