20 New Funny Quotes for Your Week
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I just want them to feel special. Whoever they are. They know that somewhere out there, someone is eating cake.
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Like you can email me a Hot Pocket? Then we’re talking.
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They will pay!
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Going to do the thing, going to do it…nah..going to watch Netflix instead.
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Whyyyyyy. Don’t we have the technology to cancel this?
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I’ll at least be giving people warning.
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If they can’t handle the world at its slowest, then they can’t handle me.
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Carry on, my wayward shopper.
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Are we sure we’re not already there?
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I’m worth that bruise!
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You tried to connect it, but it’s definitely out and now what?