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20 New Funny Quotes for Your Week
Quote Cakebirthday

I just want them to feel special. Whoever they are. They know that somewhere out there, someone is eating cake.


Quote Dontloseme I am so priceless, I can’t believe I have to explain it. 


Quote Downloadfood

Like you can email me a Hot Pocket? Then we’re talking.


Quote Dudefat

They will pay!


Quote Electricitybill Spiderman lied to me.


Quote Fridgedoor There’s not much, that’s for sure.



Going to do the thing, going to do it…nah..going to watch Netflix instead.


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Quote Goalweekend Just enough. Not too much of an effort will be made.


Quote Hobbieseating And sometimes making plans to eat later meals.


Quote Lostappetite You can have it back, really.


Quote Messagesent

Whyyyyyy. Don’t we have the technology to cancel this?


Quote Outoforder

I’ll at least be giving people warning.


Quote Savetimek And also writing it as “u” instead of “you”. 


Quote Showersgreat They’re the best place to think.


Quote Singingasong I know the song goes like this!


Quote Slowinternet

If they can’t handle the world at its slowest, then they can’t handle me.


Quote Soulmatecheese

Carry on, my wayward shopper.


Quote Twitface

Are we sure we’re not already there?


Quote Walkintoapole

I’m worth that bruise!



Quote Earlyinternet

You tried to connect it, but it’s definitely out and now what?

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