TFB Short Clips
Originally posted on October 1, 2017 @ 11:35 pm
20 New Funny Quotes for Your Week
I just want them to feel special. Whoever they are. They know that somewhere out there, someone is eating cake.
Like you can email me a Hot Pocket? Then we’re talking.
They will pay!
Going to do the thing, going to do it…nah..going to watch Netflix instead.
Whyyyyyy. Don’t we have the technology to cancel this?
I’ll at least be giving people warning.
If they can’t handle the world at its slowest, then they can’t handle me.
Carry on, my wayward shopper.
Are we sure we’re not already there?
I’m worth that bruise!
You tried to connect it, but it’s definitely out and now what?