22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read
![Quote Boobsallday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-boobsallday.jpg)
![Quote Burningbridges](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-burningbridges.jpg)
![Quote Carebear](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-carebear.jpg)
I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear.
![Quote Discovermilk](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-discovermilk.jpg)
Like, how? What? Really?
![Quote Donesoul](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-donesoul.jpg)
Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. I am 900% done.
![Quote Feelbaddog](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-feelbaddog.jpg)
Those poor pups have to deal with…that.
![Quote Ikeatable](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-ikeatable.jpg)
Don’t test me. And I don’t come with instructions. Okay, well I have instructions but they’re just weird little pictures.
![Quote Mephonecall](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-mephonecall.jpg)
Damn, they answered!
![Quote Missidiot](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-missidiot.jpg)
So much. Just, so much.
![Quote Mydecision](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-mydecision.jpg)
I’m a very informed decision maker, rest assured.
![Quote Peoplehiding](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-peoplehiding.jpg)
I should be a professional Hide and Seek player. They’d never find me.
![Quote Pizzaopinion](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-pizzaopinion.jpg)
But yet here you are…
![Quote Seizedday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-seizedday.jpg)
![Quote Sickofhumans](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-sickofhumans.jpg)
So many humans, so many people to avoid.
![Quote Singlepizza](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-singlepizza.jpg)
Very hungry is my other status.
![Quote Talkingtomyself](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-talkingtomyself.jpg)
Eh, I ain’t missing anything.
![Quote Thatsenoughtoday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-thatsenoughtoday.jpg)
Let’s not do today…let’s sleep until tomorrow.
![Quotes Stirthepot](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quotes-stirthepot.jpg)
So bored, challenge me here!
![Quote Bitchheart](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-bitchheart.jpg)
Screw her. I’m going to listen to the brain. Ah, but that’s so sensible…meh.
![Quote Shoutout](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/quote-shoutout.jpg)
I heart you, because you hate me which means I got noticed.