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Originally posted on August 31, 2017 @ 7:19 pm

22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read

I mean, you’ll hurt your neck doing that

 

Blow it all up!

 

I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear.

 

Like, how? What? Really?

 

Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. I am 900% done.

 

Those poor pups have to deal with…that.

 

Don’t test me. And I don’t come with instructions. Okay, well I have instructions but they’re just weird little pictures.

 

 

 

 

Damn, they answered!

 

So much. Just, so much.

 

 

I’m a very informed decision maker, rest assured.

 

I should be a professional Hide and Seek player. They’d never find me.

 

 

But yet here you are…

 

 

Can I just go back to bed?

 

So many humans, so many people to avoid.

 

Very hungry is my other status.

 

Eh, I ain’t missing anything.

 

Let’s not do today…let’s sleep until tomorrow.

 

So bored, challenge me here!

 

Screw her. I’m going to listen to the brain. Ah, but that’s so sensible…meh.

 

I heart you, because you hate me which means I got noticed.

 

 

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