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Originally posted on August 31, 2017 @ 7:19 pm

22 of the Funniest Quotes You’ll Read

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I mean, you’ll hurt your neck doing that

 

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Blow it all up!

 

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I mean, let’s be real here. I’d be Baco-Bear.

 

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Like, how? What? Really?

 

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Deep, deep in my soul. It’s a song to my heart. I am 900% done.

 

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Those poor pups have to deal with…that.

 

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Don’t test me. And I don’t come with instructions. Okay, well I have instructions but they’re just weird little pictures.

 

 

 

 

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Damn, they answered!

 

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So much. Just, so much.

 

 

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I’m a very informed decision maker, rest assured.

 

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I should be a professional Hide and Seek player. They’d never find me.

 

 

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But yet here you are…

 

 

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Can I just go back to bed?

 

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So many humans, so many people to avoid.

 

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Very hungry is my other status.

 

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Eh, I ain’t missing anything.

 

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Let’s not do today…let’s sleep until tomorrow.

 

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So bored, challenge me here!

 

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Screw her. I’m going to listen to the brain. Ah, but that’s so sensible…meh.

 

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I heart you, because you hate me which means I got noticed.

 

 


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