23 Gut-Busting Funny Minion Quotes
![Minion Bras](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-bras.jpg)
This is my happiest place on earth. I don’t have to go anywhere or do anything, instead, just sit!
![Minion Clever](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-clever.jpg)
Why is that? All comebacks come after we’ve already finished arguing!
![Minion Cocoa](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-cocoa.jpg)
Doesn’t that sound like the best day ever?
![Minion Fart](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-fart.jpg)
![Minion Freakinghungry](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-freakinghungry.jpg)
It’s very serious. Please give me ice cream.
![Minion Frozenturkey](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-frozenturkey.jpg)
Next I’m going to go get some wild pumpkin pie!
![Minion Jackass](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-jackass.jpg)
But that’s so hard.
![Minion Lazyrule](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-lazyrule.jpg)
I loved that thing, but now it’s time to say goodbye. Goodbye shoe, goodbye remote! Oh wait, what am I saying, I will go get the remote!
![Minion Nevermindrmind](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-nevermindrmind.jpg)
It’s just better this way. I have limited energy.
![Minion Pantsonfire](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-pantsonfire.jpg)
![Minion Smartass](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-smartass.jpg)
Best rhyme ever, right?!
![Minion Truth](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-truth.jpg)
But you should try it sometime.
![Minions Bras](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-bras.jpg)
See, now you know! You know “DOUBLE DANG” is funner to say.
![Minions Cantreach](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-cantreach.jpg)
Yep, didn’t need that thing anyway.
![Minions Coconut](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-coconut.jpg)
![Minions Cursive](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-cursive.jpg)
![Minions Likeme](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-likeme.jpg)
It’s okay you don’t. I don’t have to be worried about it. You make your choice, I make mine.
![Minions Lying](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-lying.jpg)
So many billionaires!
![Minions Supermarket](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-supermarket.jpg)
What do you think I’m doing here?!
![Minions Table](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-table.jpg)
Or maybe the wall.
![Minions Turtle](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minions-turtle.jpg)
Turtles are our greatest teachers.
![Minion Yep](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-yep.jpg)
Someone find a way to make this happen.
![Minion Shrink](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/minion-shrink.jpg)
Oh man, I’d love that!