Amazon turned shopping into a sport you can play from the couch, and Black Friday through Cyber Monday is its championship week. These funny Amazon memes are for everyone who has refreshed a tracking page, sprinted to the door at the sound of a truck or forgotten what is inside half the boxes on the porch. Some poke fun at two-day shipping that takes six, some at Alexa’s creative listening and a few at the recycling bin after a big sale. Send them to the friend whose doorstep looks like a warehouse this week.
29 Funny Amazon Memes for Prime Day, Black Friday and Every Delivery
Prime Day hangover: the recycling bin gave up, so the curb takes the overflow.
The sprint to the mailbox every Amazon shopper knows. The mail carrier has never been more popular.
From selling books online to bidding on a military war cloud. That name needs to be workshopped.
Headphones are off-limits on delivery day: every engine outside might be the truck.
Two-day shipping spoiled us all. Waiting any longer feels like frontier life.
Paying for Prime and the package still won’t make it in time? Pure confusion.
Three seconds after ordering, you’re already at the window watching for the truck.
Before Prime, eight days felt fast. After Prime, waiting a day for cat coasters is a crisis.
One man’s net worth hits a record high. The shopper’s balance hits the other kind of record.
The reminder said “do something.” Wow, way to be clear, Alexa.
Every box hides a surprise. This one meowed.
Same-day tracking: 17 stops away, 16 stops away… and at 9:00 the updates just stop.
You looked at one potato peeler two years ago. Amazon still recommends it.
The joke version of the future: a Primehouse, a nightly Primemeal and everyone a Primecitizen.
The app looked frozen, so you kept tapping Buy Now. It wasn’t frozen.
You picked two-day shipping. The estimate says six days.
Ask Alexa to buy something from Whole Foods, and she buys Whole Foods. That’s how it happened.
Pay extra for two-day shipping, or wait a few days for free? Friday is fine.
Order with same-day delivery at 11:59 p.m. and the truck has to break the sound barrier.
“I need to stop buying silly things on Amazon.” Also me, testing the hair dryer bonnet.
The driveway after Prime Day: somebody shopped with a little too much confidence.
Primenesia: ordering so much that you can’t remember what’s in the box.
Search for something once and it follows you into every app.
Buy one toilet seat and Amazon assumes you’re a collector.
Twelve things ordered, one shipping email. Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.
You said you’d take a break from Amazon. The porch says otherwise.
Same total either way, but free shipping always wins.
A toddler asks for a song and the smart speaker gets it very wrong. The faces say it all.
“Who keeps ordering all these packages?” Suddenly you can’t see a thing.
More Black Friday and Shopping Laughs
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