31 Funny Quotes About Failing Your New Year’s Resolutions

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31 Funny Quotes About Failing Your New Year’s Resolutions

New Year Resolution Ecard: I Can't Believe It's Been A Year Since I Didn't Become A Better Person.

Wash, rinse repeat.

New Year's Resolutions List For 2009 Crossed Out To 2012: Lose Weight Again, Get Fit Next Year.

At least you saved paper.

Pusheen New Year's Resolutions: Expectation Versus Reality, Exercise And Diet.

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Pusheen is all of us.

New Year Resolution Ecard: My Resolution Is To Stop Lying To Myself About Making Lifestyle Changes.

It’s better that way.

New Year Resolution Ecard: Here's A List Of Resolutions I Plan On Keeping, Holding Up A Blank Page.

Accurate!

New Year Resolution Ecard: My Resolution Was To Stop Being Sarcastic, But I'm No Quitter.

Keep it up!

New Year Resolution Comic: A Wolf Explains A Resolution Is A To Do List For The First Week Of January.

Perfect.

New Year Resolution Comic: You Chewed Up My List Of New Year's Resolutions! Good Boy!

It couldn’t be helped.

New Year Resolution Ecard: What Are My New Year Resolutions? Blocked.

Me on New Year’s Eve.

New Year Resolution Ecard: It Would Help Me In The Office Pool If You Failed At Your Resolution Between January 7Th And 9Th.

LOL.

New Year Resolution Comic: Run More, From Jogging In Week One To Sitting With Pizza By Week Four.

A common reaction.

New Year Resolution Comic: A Spider Asks What A Person's Resolution Is, Then Laughs At The Answer.

Hilarious.

Socially Awkward Penguin Meme: Resolution To Be More Financially Responsible, Forgets To Pay Rent On January 1St.

Guilty!

New Year Resolution Poster: A Cat Lounging On A Treadmill, Resolutions Are Hard To Reach Sometimes.

I look just like this at the gym.

New Year Resolution Meme: Declare You'll Sleep Until Noon On Jan 1, Wake Up At 8 Am.

A very different way to fail.

New Year Resolution Cartoon: A Diner Ordering Chicken Parm And Vodka On New Year's Day.

That’s the spirit!

New Year Resolution Cartoon: An Elephant And A Rhino Making The Same Resolutions Every Year.

The animals have it.

Savage Chickens New Year Comic: Watching The Clock Hit Midnight, Nothing Has Changed.

Sums up every NYE.

Grumpy Cat In A Santa Hat: New Year's Resolution? Hate Everything.

We can keep this one.

New Year Resolution Meme: An Older Woman Eating At The Gym, I Made It To The Gym.

Life goals.

New Year Resolution Joke: 1. Get My Finances In Order. 2. Get Finances.

I mean…

Funny Tweet: An Essay Checker Showing 108% Plagiarism, Someone Come Scream With Me.

Student resolutions fail.

New Year Resolution Meme: A Cat In A Basket, Option A Lose Weight, Option B Buy A Bigger Basket.

Bigger basket FTW.

New Year Resolution Comic: My Resolution Is To Stop Telling You What To Do, Here I Wrote Down Yours.

Ah ha, busted!

New Year Resolution Meme: A Fitness App Notification Giving Up On Sending Reminders.

Best to just never start.

New Year Resolution Ecard: Thanks For Not Laughing At My Absurdly Unattainable Resolutions.

It sounded great at 12:01 am on January 1.

New Year Resolution Comic: Two Cats On The Couch, This Year I Resolve To Relax More. Me Too.

Poor cats, need a break.

Kermit On The Phone Meme: I Gotta Call You Back, I Wanna Laugh At Everyone's New Year's Resolutions.

Me after peeking at Facebook.

New Year Resolution Meme: My Resolution Was To Quit All My Bad Habits, But No One Likes A Quitter.

Success!