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Originally posted on September 14, 2017 @ 9:26 am

 

34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

That was their first warning, and they seemed to be scared straight.

 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

But only 20 minutes late. I mean, that’s a victory.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

It doesn’t. No matter how many times you think it is does.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

What are they eating?! How are they growing?

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Only you can’t go home, and you can’t kick out your little patrons either.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

I didn’t know that bathroom time would be such a public activity. 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

She’s an achiever.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

The dog loves me and I don’t even have to give him money.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Bless her for being strong, but seriously..

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

I don’t know the answer to any of this, so maybe just crying in the corner will suffice.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

He apparently is invisible when they’re hungry.

 

 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Ah, I took a whole hour to shop for essentials. It was magical.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Ryan Murphy should make American Horror Story: Parenting and set it in an airport or Chuckee Cheese.

 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

They looked picture-perfect, my house looked like every successful blogger, and I cooked fresh nutritious meals.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

It wasn’t even important information either.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

They’re just…a lot. 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Get ready! There’s “manuals” but they don’t help.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

How many people are wearing this many pants?

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

On the scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being disgusting, he’s about a 4 right now. It’s good.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

I’ve never seen a better description.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

They find me every time!

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

I mean, I guess I could ruin my roommate or husband’s life too..

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

You can say “namaste” for it but after 5 minutes…

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

I’ve sunk so low.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Just get used to no one listening to you.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Why do they have to be like me? Why was my mother right?

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

May cause hysteria, uncontrollable crying, loss of sleep…

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Something’s getting lost in translation.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Can we just pick up the milk without a meltdown?

 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

They hear “right now right now right now.”

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

You can even use this look on your spouse and others too.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Ask for waffle again. 

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Yep, that plan worked.

 

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34 Funny Quotes for Parenting

Just calm it down a bit, huh?

 

 


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