34 Funny Quotes for Parenting
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That was their first warning, and they seemed to be scared straight.
![Funnyquote Parenting20Minutes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parenting20minutes.jpg)
But only 20 minutes late. I mean, that’s a victory.
![Funnyquote Parentingaskagain](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingaskagain.jpg)
It doesn’t. No matter how many times you think it is does.
![Funnyquote Parentingaveragetoddler](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingaveragetoddler.jpg)
What are they eating?! How are they growing?
![Funnyquote Parentingbarscene](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingbarscene.jpg)
Only you can’t go home, and you can’t kick out your little patrons either.
![Funnyquote Parentingbathroom](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingbathroom.jpg)
I didn’t know that bathroom time would be such a public activity.
![Funnyquote Parentingbreakfast](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingbreakfast.jpg)
She’s an achiever.
![Funnyquote Parentingdog](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingdog.jpg)
The dog loves me and I don’t even have to give him money.
![Funnyquote Parentingdrink](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingdrink.jpg)
Bless her for being strong, but seriously..
![Funnyquote Parentingducksarms](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingducksarms.jpg)
I don’t know the answer to any of this, so maybe just crying in the corner will suffice.
![Funnyquote Parentingfruitsnack](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingfruitsnack.jpg)
He apparently is invisible when they’re hungry.
![Funnyquote Parentinggrocery](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinggrocery.jpg)
Ah, I took a whole hour to shop for essentials. It was magical.
![Funnyquote Parentinghorrorstory](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinghorrorstory.jpg)
Ryan Murphy should make American Horror Story: Parenting and set it in an airport or Chuckee Cheese.
![Funnyquote Parentinghypthetical](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinghypthetical.jpg)
They looked picture-perfect, my house looked like every successful blogger, and I cooked fresh nutritious meals.
![Funnyquote Parentinginterrupt](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinginterrupt.jpg)
It wasn’t even important information either.
![Funnyquote Parentingitskids](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingitskids.jpg)
They’re just…a lot.
![Funnyquote Parentingjob](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingjob.jpg)
Get ready! There’s “manuals” but they don’t help.
![Funnyquote Parentinglaundry](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinglaundry.jpg)
How many people are wearing this many pants?
![Funnyquote Parentinglick](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentinglick.jpg)
On the scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being disgusting, he’s about a 4 right now. It’s good.
![Funnyquote Parentingmiddlefinger](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingmiddlefinger.jpg)
I’ve never seen a better description.
![Funnyquote Parentingmissing](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingmissing.jpg)
They find me every time!
![Funnyquote Parentingpants](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingpants.jpg)
I mean, I guess I could ruin my roommate or husband’s life too..
![Funnyquote Parentingpatient](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingpatient.jpg)
You can say “namaste” for it but after 5 minutes…
![Funnyquote Parentingpocket](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingpocket.jpg)
I’ve sunk so low.
![Funnyquote Parentingrocks](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingrocks.jpg)
Just get used to no one listening to you.
![Funnyquote Parentingsame](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingsame.jpg)
Why do they have to be like me? Why was my mother right?
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May cause hysteria, uncontrollable crying, loss of sleep…
![Funnyquote Parentingstand](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingstand.jpg)
Something’s getting lost in translation.
![Funnyquote Parentingstrongwilled](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingstrongwilled.jpg)
Can we just pick up the milk without a meltdown?
![Funnyquote Parentingtellmykids](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingtellmykids.jpg)
They hear “right now right now right now.”
![Funnyquote Parentingthelook](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingthelook.jpg)
You can even use this look on your spouse and others too.
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Ask for waffle again.
![Funnyquote Parentingwkeup](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingwkeup.jpg)
Yep, that plan worked.
![Funnyquote Parentingyell](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funnyquote-parentingyell.jpg)
Just calm it down a bit, huh?