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36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever. More funny quotes HERE.

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I cut it down from 4, so progress.

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And all of them have garbage!

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The best gang.

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Then complaining about how my diet doesn’t work.

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Maps don’t even have a “you are here” icon.

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We have to be a honest to ourselves about this.

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Keep moving, back of the line.

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And they came true.

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Don’t even talk to me about it!

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Well, it’s got some issues.

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I’ll just sit here and wait for takeoff.

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And they keep continuing.

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I’d settle for losing my appetite too.

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You could call me talented, even.

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It was an error in communication. …I could get a Nestle Crunch Cupcake though!

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We can be weird together!

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But then my inner child hates that!

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Should I be scared?

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And show affection.

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I’d be charged with so many crimes!

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Life is too short to be normal.

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You can take from that what you want.

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And I’d be a little entertained.

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Are you offended? Good, at least you know what the words mean.

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And it’s a rare punishment too.

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I’d run.

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Goal is only 15 a day!

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Sounds like a legit plan.

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You know she’s a bitch, right?

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I mean one out of two isn’t bad.

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And doesn’t have their own guardian angel, just two devils!

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Goals.

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There’s only one way: up.

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I’m that good.

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Water: nature’s answer.

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Use descriptions like “That thing over there.”

 

 

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