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Originally posted on March 19, 2017 @ 12:00 pm

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

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I cut it down from 4, so progress.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And all of them have garbage!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

The best gang.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Then complaining about how my diet doesn’t work.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Maps don’t even have a “you are here” icon.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

We have to be a honest to ourselves about this.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Keep moving, back of the line.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And they came true.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Don’t even talk to me about it!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Well, it’s got some issues.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I’ll just sit here and wait for takeoff.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And they keep continuing.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I’d settle for losing my appetite too.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

You could call me talented, even.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

It was an error in communication. …I could get a Nestle Crunch Cupcake though!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

We can be weird together!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

But then my inner child hates that!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Should I be scared?

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And show affection.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I’d be charged with so many crimes!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Life is too short to be normal.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

You can take from that what you want.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And I’d be a little entertained.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Are you offended? Good, at least you know what the words mean.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And it’s a rare punishment too.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I’d run.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Goal is only 15 a day!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Sounds like a legit plan.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

You know she’s a bitch, right?

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I mean one out of two isn’t bad.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

And doesn’t have their own guardian angel, just two devils!

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Goals.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

There’s only one way: up.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

I’m that good.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Water: nature’s answer.

36 Of The Best Funny Quotes Ever

Use descriptions like “That thing over there.”

 

 

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