20 Hilarious Sayings
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Sometimes we need to say it more than once. And also explain that friend to the other friends.
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You’d think after 5 years of owning this toaster, I’d know what I was doing…
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Acknowledge my efforts.
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This parent knows that there is no maybe but doesn’t want to say “no.”
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Trying so valiantly but failing then falling.
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It’s one that is used unfortunately so much around here.
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Try it. Just try it. You can’t, can you?
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If you’re ordering a mochafrappucino with no whip double shot, I have no time for this.
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The ultimate bargaining chip she has.
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Let me out, I can figure this out on my own, I don’t have time to figure out your stuff.
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Yes! How about a major medical disaster? Then a career change! Maybe a new dog?
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I guess it’s okay, because either way, something gets done.
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And you won’t get the golden ticket either.
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And I have maximum drama there..