26 Hilarious Funny Quotes You Won’t Stop Laughing At
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Diet Brag](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-14-day-diet.jpg)
I don’t mean to brag but…
i finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes.
Hilarious funny quotes meet food memes!
![Hilarious Funny Adult Quotes Sponge](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-brightened-myday.jpg)
The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day.
being an adult is stupid.
I hate this. I even want a new vacuum. Gross.
![Hilarious Funny School Quotes Calculator Everywhere](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-calculator.jpg)
Remember when teachers used to say:
“you won’t have a calculator everywhere you go! ”
well, we showed them.
We have them everywhere!
![Hilarious Funny Food Quotes Carbs](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-carbs.jpg)
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
We’re in a committed relationship.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Adulting](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-career-pans.jpg)
My career plans were much more exciting when i was 5.
I was going to be a princess unicorn tamer.
![Hilarious Funny Food Quotes Chocolate](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-chocolate-answer.jpg)
Chocolate
is the answer.
who cares what the question is.
Mm. Chocolate.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Passwords](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-close-enough.jpg)
Just once, i want a username and password prompt to say,
close enough.
Or else I’ll have to change it once AGAIN.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Control Freak](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-control-freak.jpg)
I’m not really a control freak
but…
can i show you the right way to do that?
There’s just..one..thing..off…yeah, let me do it.
![Hilarious Funny Driving Quotes Tailgating](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-flashing-lights.jpg)
There’s no reason to tailgate me when i’m doing 50 in a 35.
and those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
Great example of hilarious funny quotes that can lead to these funny short story jokes about driving and roadtrips.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes People](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-just-because-smiling.jpg)
Just because i’m smiling,
doesn’t mean i don’t want to hit you in the face.
Appearances deceive.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Arachnophobia](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-killed-yarn.jpg)
I thought there was a spider on the rug…
but it was just yarn.
it’s dead yarn now, though.
RIP yarn.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Weirdness](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-level-of-weirdness.jpg)
I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average,
but i’m comfortable with that.
Now let’s all get comfortable with it.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Fitness](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-murdered-circle.jpg)
I need to get in shape.
if i were murdered right now,
my chalk outline would be a circle.
Like a doughnut. Mmm..
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Maturity](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-never-age.jpg)
I don’t know how to act my age.
i’ve never been this age before.
Hilarious funny quotes meet adulting memes.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Overweight](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-one-hundred-sexy.jpg)
Next time someone asks you how much you weight..
tell them one hundred and sexy.
Yeah!
![Hilarious Funny Relatable Quotes Sleep](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-pretty-much.jpg)
I pretty much spend all day,
every day,
just looking forward to going back to sleep.
Or thinking when I can snack.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Food Packaging Jokes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-serving-size.jpg)
I think it’s adorable how they’re putting jokes on the side of snacks now.
like listen to this one –
serving size: 3 cookies.
This one’s hilarious!
Ugh, worst taste ever.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Reason](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-voice-ofreason.jpg)
If we’re ever in a situation where i am the
“voice of reason”
then we are in a very very bad situation.
We should worry.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Life](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-tips-over-underwear.jpg)
I talk an awful lot of smack for someone
who tips over when putting on their underwear.
Hilarious funny quotes meet home yoga memes.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Cell Phone](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-hitchhiker.jpg)
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number
is like picking up a hitchhiker.
Don’t do it!
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Overweight](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-like-cake.jpg)
I’m not fat, but i’m not thin either.
i’m at that point where you can definitely tell i like chocolate cake.
Cake is good. Sue me.
![Hilarious Funny Quotes Sleep](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/quote-take-over-postponed.jpg)
I was gonna take over the world this morning but i overslept.
postponed.
again.
Darn alarm clock.