34 Funny Quotes You Just Have to Read
![Funny Absolutely](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-absolutely.jpg)
Nope, none. If I see it, I’m doomed.
![Funny Bedazzled Horns](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-bedazzled-horns.jpg)
I can see the difference would be astounding.
![Funny Coffee Bean Salad](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-coffee-bean-salad.jpg)
Yummy bean salad with coffee…or coffee itself.
![Funny Confetti](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-confetti.jpg)
Make it like a party.
![Funny Dessert Heart](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-dessert-heart.jpg)
Dessert, like FRIENDS’ theme song, is always there for you.
![Funny Easy As Getting Fat](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-easy-as-getting-fat.jpg)
It’s just too easy.
![Funny](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-exist.jpg)
Nobody else’s.
![Funny Fake People](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-fake-people.jpg)
Don’t keep them around. Except you can turn the pennies into a nickel or dime.
![Funny How Many At Night](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-how-many-at-night.jpg)
Is that like a minimum?
![Funny I Am Older](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-i-am-older.jpg)
They all lied to us.
![Funny Karma Menu](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-karma-menu.jpg)
Sit tight, she’ll be with you.
![Funny Know What Iwant For Dinner](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-know-what-iwant-for-dinner.jpg)
You can’t call me indecisive.
![Funny Meinhell](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-meinhell.jpg)
Though let’s be honest, it’s probably HELL.
![Funny No End](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-no-end.jpg)
Stick with food, friend.
![Funny Old Enough To Know Better](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-old-enough-to-know-better.jpg)
The ultimate question!
![Funny Pizza Breakfast](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-pizza-breakfast.jpg)
Viola, magic.
![Funny Pizza Roses](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-pizza-roses.jpg)
Best poem ever.
![Funny Probably My Age](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-probably-my-age.jpg)
They’re being deceived.
![Funny Smile Because Its Over](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-smile-because-its-over.jpg)
You know it!
![Funny Smiling Hate You](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-smiling-hate-you.jpg)
Confuse them.
![Funny Stressed Giving](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-stressed-giving.jpg)
Do you? Don’t.
![Funny Super Hot Showers](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-super-hot-showers.jpg)
I gotta get that temp just right.
![Funny Voodoo Doll](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-voodoo-doll.jpg)
That has to be what’s going on around here.
![Funny Wildside](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-wildside.jpg)
So wild, so hidden.
![Funny Wine Hug Glass](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-wine-hug-glass.jpg)
Yummy sweet hug.
![Funny Work Tip Go Airport](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-work-tip-go-airport.jpg)
#Lifehack
![Funny Eveyrthing Falls](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-eveyrthing-falls.jpg)
Like it’s just a disaster.
![Funny Friday 13Th](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-friday-13th.jpg)
Monday is the scariest word in the language of the world.
![Funny How Evil Youcan Be](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-how-evil-youcan-be.jpg)
Then that mama bear comes out.
![Funny Mondays Shoes](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-mondays-shoes.jpg)
Terrible shoes, terrible day.
![Funny Me On A Monday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-me-on-a-monday.jpg)
Me all week.
![Funny Retired Monday](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-retired-monday.jpg)
Or a child who is off from school for the week. Lucky.
![Funny Savage Toddler](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-savage-toddler.jpg)
Savage as hell.
![Funny Thursday Hostage](https://thefunnybeavercomd030b.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:1/u:https://thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/funny-thursday-hostage.jpg)
Soon it will be Friday and then it will end and we don’t talk about what comes after that.