36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm
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Seems both of us needed a refresher course.
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Unless I’m drinking, then come on over!
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Better put it where it belongs.
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I just can’t help if I have facts.
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So become a problem solver.
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, you know.
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This is the one mistake I like — it protects me.
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Is that insult too smart for you?
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There’s no pleasing everyone, so I please no one but me.
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Like, if you go away, I will be okay.
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This joke is deathly funny.
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If you can’t see me, then you can surely hear yourself, right?
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But if you want sarcasm, the store’s all stocked up.
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Unfortunately I can’t make you go away with a heating pad and some chocolate.
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I feel like this is my existential crisis and I’m good with it.
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Never give up on yourself!
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Why don’t you listen?
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And I hate Mondays..so…
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Right? You’re like Bing or Atavista!
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They’ll be screams aplenty once I’m done though.
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I will give you 10 minutes.
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Time’s up! Did I say minutes, I mean seconds.
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I know it’s hard.
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Feel comforted by that fact.
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Come on, who’s got a big boy brain? Is it you?
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It’s in the gutter.
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Aim high!
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You? Dumb? Never!
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Science bitches.
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Or too fattening. But who cares?
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Is that 100% clear?
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I know there was speculation, but now the source has confirmed it.
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Or a little bit of both.
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I set my own benchmark.
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But consider this a learning experience for us both.