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36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm
36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm, More quotes here.
Seems both of us needed a refresher course.
Unless I’m drinking, then come on over!
Better put it where it belongs.
I just can’t help if I have facts.
So become a problem solver.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, you know.
This is the one mistake I like — it protects me.
Is that insult too smart for you?
There’s no pleasing everyone, so I please no one but me.
Like, if you go away, I will be okay.
This joke is deathly funny.
If you can’t see me, then you can surely hear yourself, right?
But if you want sarcasm, the store’s all stocked up.
Unfortunately I can’t make you go away with a heating pad and some chocolate.
I feel like this is my existential crisis and I’m good with it.
Never give up on yourself!
Why don’t you listen?
And I hate Mondays..so…
Right? You’re like Bing or Atavista!
They’ll be screams aplenty once I’m done though.
I will give you 10 minutes.
Time’s up! Did I say minutes, I mean seconds.
I know it’s hard.
Feel comforted by that fact.
Come on, who’s got a big boy brain? Is it you?
It’s in the gutter.
You? Dumb? Never!
Or too fattening. But who cares?
Is that 100% clear?
I know there was speculation, but now the source has confirmed it.
Or a little bit of both.
I set my own benchmark.
But consider this a learning experience for us both.