37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever.

My younger self knows nothing.

Silence is golden.

And don’t look back.

My face can speak a thousand words.

Here we go again!

Never a good thing.

Cocaine water down with coffee?

You mean spelt?

Episodic normalcy.

Or I failed… whichever you feel is more inspirational.

Or any phone!

D*mn those plans.

That should cut down them selfies.

Somehow one seems to feed the other.

Don’t Want To Socialize.

Just warning you.

Yep and d*mn proud of it!

And a home in Kansas.

Nap at home sounds soooo good.

Can’t disappoint what you don’t expect.

Been there, done that.

It’s ironic not to be hypocritical?

Assuming is a dangerous game.

While I have my sunglasses on inside.

Getting a head start!

Not sure what causes that… 

5 minutes is the new 20 minutes.

Can’t stop them witnesses.

It all depends on which side of the bed I woke up on.

Go chef!

That’s why they call them the ugly truth!

That’s my plan!

There’s no point to in-between.

Going home now.

The older I get, the more I use them!

Those were the days!

I’m not one for being dull.

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