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Originally posted on February 12, 2017 @ 9:50 am

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever.

My younger self knows nothing.

Silence is golden.

And don’t look back.

My face can speak a thousand words.

Here we go again!

Never a good thing.

Cocaine water down with coffee?

You mean spelt?

Episodic normalcy.

Or I failed… whichever you feel is more inspirational.

Or any phone!

D*mn those plans.

That should cut down them selfies.

Somehow one seems to feed the other.

Don’t Want To Socialize.

Just warning you.

Yep and d*mn proud of it!

And a home in Kansas.

Nap at home sounds soooo good.

Can’t disappoint what you don’t expect.

Been there, done that.

It’s ironic not to be hypocritical?

Assuming is a dangerous game.

While I have my sunglasses on inside.

Getting a head start!

Not sure what causes that… 

5 minutes is the new 20 minutes.

Can’t stop them witnesses.

It all depends on which side of the bed I woke up on.

Go chef!

That’s why they call them the ugly truth!

That’s my plan!

There’s no point to in-between.

Going home now.

The older I get, the more I use them!

Those were the days!

I’m not one for being dull.

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