37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever
37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever.
My younger self knows nothing.
Silence is golden.
And don’t look back.
My face can speak a thousand words.
Here we go again!
Never a good thing.
Cocaine water down with coffee?
You mean spelt?
Episodic normalcy.
Or I failed… whichever you feel is more inspirational.
Or any phone!
D*mn those plans.
That should cut down them selfies.
Somehow one seems to feed the other.
Don’t Want To Socialize.
Just warning you.
Yep and d*mn proud of it!
And a home in Kansas.
Nap at home sounds soooo good.
Can’t disappoint what you don’t expect.
Been there, done that.
It’s ironic not to be hypocritical?
Assuming is a dangerous game.
While I have my sunglasses on inside.
Getting a head start!
Not sure what causes that…
5 minutes is the new 20 minutes.
Can’t stop them witnesses.
It all depends on which side of the bed I woke up on.
Go chef!
That’s why they call them the ugly truth!
That’s my plan!
There’s no point to in-between.
Going home now.
The older I get, the more I use them!
Those were the days!
I’m not one for being dull.
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