37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever
37 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever.
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My younger self knows nothing.
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Silence is golden.
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And don’t look back.
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My face can speak a thousand words.
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Here we go again!
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Never a good thing.
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Cocaine water down with coffee?
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You mean spelt?
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Episodic normalcy.
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Or I failed… whichever you feel is more inspirational.
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Or any phone!
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D*mn those plans.
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That should cut down them selfies.
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Somehow one seems to feed the other.
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Don’t Want To Socialize.
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Just warning you.
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Yep and d*mn proud of it!
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And a home in Kansas.
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Nap at home sounds soooo good.
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Can’t disappoint what you don’t expect.
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Been there, done that.
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It’s ironic not to be hypocritical?
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Assuming is a dangerous game.
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While I have my sunglasses on inside.
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Getting a head start!
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Not sure what causes that…
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5 minutes is the new 20 minutes.
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Can’t stop them witnesses.
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It all depends on which side of the bed I woke up on.
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Go chef!
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That’s why they call them the ugly truth!
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That’s my plan!
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There’s no point to in-between.
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Going home now.
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The older I get, the more I use them!
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Those were the days!
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I’m not one for being dull.
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