37 Hilarious Minion Memes and Pictures Clean Enough For Kids

We all have that one friend
who needs to learn how to whisper.
This hilarious minion meme speaks the truth (loudly)!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you…
priceless.
Funny minion memes meet Mastercard commercials!

If you want to change the world,
do it while you’re single.
once you’re married
you can’t even change the tv channel.
Stand by for some hilarious being tired parenting memes!

Does anyone know how to delete freaking snow?
Minion memes meet Winter memes anyone?

I swear my last words are going to be,
“i got this. ”
Hilarious Minion Memes meets fail memes?

I hope all you people who sang
“let it snow”
in december are happy now!
You got it!

A tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy monday.
Hilarious Minion Memes meets taco tuesday to cheer you up?
Only that day.

Sometimes, you can just tell it’s gonna be a
“does not play well with others”
kind of day.
Back away, slowly.

I’m a proud supporter of messy hair,
no makeup and pj’s all day!
Hilarious Minion Memes meets working from home.

Isn’t it funny how red, white & blue represents freedom…
until they’re flashing behind you.
Then they’re scary as heck.

I never said i hated you.
i just said that if you were on fire,
i might consider roasting marshmallows.
big difference.
But I like marshmallows.

Shortest horror story:
monday.
Ahh!

Ok christmas is over!
i’m ready for summer!
Bring it on!

Seeing a spider isn’t a problem.
it becomes a problem when it disappears!
Is this still Arachnophobia if you only fear not seeing them?

I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.
then i stress about stressing over stress
that doesn’t need to be stressed about.
it’s stressful.
Now say that 3 times fast.

Are you athletic?
yeah of course, i surf the internet!
Very athletic.

I just had a little talk with myself and things didn’t go too well…
now i’m freakin’ grounded!
Never talking to myself again.

Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel,
and misinterpret what other people mean.
cueing Texting fails right about now…

I am convinced that the hardest language
to speak for some is the “truth”.
Still waiting.

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning the house.
it worked!
the more vodka i drank, the cleaner the house looked!
Wow, such a great tip!

I wasn’t made for winter.
i want my flip flops!
I need them!

Please weekend…
won’t you stay a bit longer?
I need you so bad.

I’m done with winter!
next season please!
Let’s just skip to spring or even summer.

My husband asked me to whisper dirty things in his ear, so i whispered:
“kitchen, bathroom, living room”
Clean them..

You lie.

Why periods?
why can’t mother nature just text me and be like,
“whaddup girl?. You ain’t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month! ”
Nah we get the agony.

They say money talks,
but mine just waves goodbye.
Hilarious Minion Memes meets broke AF memes.

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.
it’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Ah it’s protecting me.

I’m not a smarta**…
i’m a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
and i speak fluent sarcasm.
I’m so talented.

If dentists make their money off people with bad teeth,
why should i trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?
Yeah what kind of scam are they running?

Walmart: “hey let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open. ”
The master plan.

I’m sorry, my nice button is out of order today.
b*tch, bite me & evil eye are still available though.
Which one will you get?

Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize
you’re wrong.
Oh..what have I done?

I have lost my mind and i am making no effort to look for it.
Who cares?

Not only does my mind wander…
sometimes it walks off completely.
Where did it go now?

Dear sleep,
i’m sorry we broke up this morning.
i want you back.
I swear we can make it work.

All i heard was…
“i swear it will be funny…”
and then we were in jail.
And then it wasn’t funny.