34 Funny Quotes And Sayings
34 Funny Quotes And Sayings. More funny quotes here.
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Or where the desserts are!
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Besides, you shouldn’t need others to feed it.
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Okay, all better.
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Like an adult who sadly has to pay bills but still eats cereal for dinner.
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I mean, some of them have to be okay, right?
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Oops, I forgot sarcasm.
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Then you get happy!
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Duck you, autocorrect.
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The squirrels are all hopped up on pixie sticks too.
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Them’s the odds.
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Every. day.
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Shake that…okay, you can stop shaking now!
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What we learn in grade school takes us far.
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I’m cool with it, though.
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Don’t dwell, because nothing is worth that.
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Does that make you paranoid?
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Or maybe a narrator..
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Yeah but you don’t have to make the effort anymore.
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Smart women.
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But what if that was their plan?!
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I’ve got to work on that.
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Nor do you deserve to.
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I mean, you should like me for my honesty.
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One is much easier to get than the other!
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We’re all supposed to use our imagination, right?
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One is quicker.
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Damn it, self!
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Simple as that.
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They’re ready to listen now.
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Heels are always great for stabbing too, remember this.
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You’d wonder everything was so perfect all the time!
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Let’s go back to that.
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Just two temps and both suck.
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It’s a gift, really.