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38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

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Good news is I won’t need to sink my teeth into you.

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Hey, everyone likes cake.

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Don’t worry, no one will tell you. Ignorance is bliss.

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Ever heard the phrase “the inmates are running the nuthouse”? There you go.

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Unfortunately it often needs to be filled every 30 days.

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Then hide the body in a river.

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Maybe we just need a new chart.

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You can’t buy that type of shade.

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Hey, I can multitask now.

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My outfit is “I gave up.”

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I’ll just watch what I eat…watching while I eat it, I mean.

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This is the technology we need in the world.

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I’ll summer in the front yard.

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Ah, those were the days.

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Think of the fun they’ll have!

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The secret is to be a mystery.

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I should get a medal for putting the plate in the dishwasher too.

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So I guess my actions will do the talking.

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I’ll be thought of as a queen!

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At least they’re out to play.

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Wish she would share what she’s having.

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You say this like it’s a bad thing.

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You could call it my super power.

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And the tires are made of spikes.

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Better adjust your attitude to tolerate mine.

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And then doing really crazy things!

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What they should be teaching in Driver’s Ed.

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And my bank account as big as my address.

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It’s like a TV show with one long bad episode.

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The fairies thought it was funny too!

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Almost. But don’t worry, he’ll be there to tell you about it in excruciating detail.

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The best ones.

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And cake.

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All this loss and it seems like the only thing I gain is weight.

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Or “why don’t you wear Velcro shoes”?

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I’ll probably do it again too, not going to lie.

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And I will do it with heels on.

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