TFB Short Clips
Originally posted on March 10, 2017 @ 8:20 am
38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes
38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes. More funny quotes HERE.
But it’s not that hate, though!
I’m that good.
It’s so hard to keep them under control.
Show me a person who can flip an omelet, and I’ll show you a witch.
And gives you plenty of chances to say “That’s what she said.”
You’ve been warned.
I’d rather walk through glass.
It’s a good one too!
“No, you can’t.” – Paramedic
I’ll give you a head start.
Just, talk to someone else.
No wonder he had to rest, he’d made his masterpiece.
And I didn’t lose my license or car, so…win!
Just tuck it away right the rest of us have learned.
Though drink enough coffee, and you’ll get a crack feeling.
Or have a good memory…
Gotta make an expressway.
I can feel it working its evil magic.
And I’m all into those.
But I’ll take them in a cupcake too.
How about 1 book per use of “u” online?
Though it’s a quarter to you-might-want-to-run.
And my bank account the same as my phone number.
Actual depiction of my spirit animal.
Did we forget crying?
Or my mind!
I chose the latter.
But not today.
Better get some newer standards.
I’ll take what I can get.
There’s a chance you could be a cause of them too.
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