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Originally posted on March 10, 2017 @ 8:20 am

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

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38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

But it’s not that hate, though!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Be prepared.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I’m that good.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Karma slays.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

It’s so hard to keep them under control.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Show me a person who can flip an omelet, and I’ll show you a witch.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

And gives you plenty of chances to say “That’s what she said.”

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

You’ve been warned.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I’d rather walk through glass.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Just..know this.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

It’s a good one too!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Your loss.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

“No, you can’t.” – Paramedic

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I’ll give you a head start.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Just, talk to someone else.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

No wonder he had to rest, he’d made his masterpiece.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

And I didn’t lose my license or car, so…win!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Just tuck it away right the rest of us have learned.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Though drink enough coffee, and you’ll get a crack feeling.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Or have a good memory…

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Gotta make an expressway.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I can feel it working its evil magic.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

And I’m all into those.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

But I’ll take them in a cupcake too.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Congrats!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

How about 1 book per use of “u” online?

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Though it’s a quarter to you-might-want-to-run.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Adios!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

And my bank account the same as my phone number.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Actual depiction of my spirit animal.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Did we forget crying?

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Or my mind!

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I chose the latter.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

But not today.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I’ll try with the ones I have though.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

Better get some newer standards.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

I’ll take what I can get.

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

There’s a chance you could be a cause of them too.

 

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