38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes
38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes. More funny quotes HERE.
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But it’s not that hate, though!
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Be prepared.
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I’m that good.
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Karma slays.
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It’s so hard to keep them under control.
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Show me a person who can flip an omelet, and I’ll show you a witch.
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And gives you plenty of chances to say “That’s what she said.”
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You’ve been warned.
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I’d rather walk through glass.
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Just..know this.
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It’s a good one too!
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Your loss.
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“No, you can’t.” – Paramedic
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I’ll give you a head start.
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Just, talk to someone else.
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No wonder he had to rest, he’d made his masterpiece.
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And I didn’t lose my license or car, so…win!
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Just tuck it away right the rest of us have learned.
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Though drink enough coffee, and you’ll get a crack feeling.
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Or have a good memory…
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Gotta make an expressway.
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I can feel it working its evil magic.
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And I’m all into those.
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But I’ll take them in a cupcake too.
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Congrats!
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How about 1 book per use of “u” online?
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Though it’s a quarter to you-might-want-to-run.
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Adios!
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And my bank account the same as my phone number.
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Actual depiction of my spirit animal.
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Did we forget crying?
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Or my mind!
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I chose the latter.
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But not today.
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I’ll try with the ones I have though.
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Better get some newer standards.
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I’ll take what I can get.
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There’s a chance you could be a cause of them too.
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