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40 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

40 Funniest Quotes Ever. More funny quotes here.

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To boldly go where no sarcasm has gone before.

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That must be the explanation or else I have two devils on my shoulder, no angels.

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Nah, this isn’t true. Sometimes you’re asleep too.

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There goes the fruit of your labors.

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Just keep holding on to that.

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Oh gosh…oh well! Guess it’s Chardonnay cheerios today.

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And the chaise is a gateway drug.

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Honestly, you should admire my followthrough.

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And the squirrel is likely rabid.

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In the dark, no one can see me eat, and I like it that way.

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My survival skills are very limited.

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Who says I’m crazy?

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What’s important is I like me!

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Designer, natch.

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And when mom and dad paid for everything.

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And it’s stuck in the on position!

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Be a Lucy: Make em laugh, slay them with your looks, and run the whole damn place, ala Desilu

 

The Funniest Quotes Ever 308At least you can say I’m good at decision-making.

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Sit tight. It’s going to be a bumpy night here once I get started.

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There’s a difference.

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Too bad you can’t donate good looks!

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That’s the test.

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Plan B, as in Plan beautiful!

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Let’s just get my shame out of the way now.

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Then all bets are off.

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But keep trying to claim the upperhand.

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I can buy a pack of water balloons and fling them..that’s about it.

 

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Unless you’re a cup of Joe, I don’t want to see you.

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Now we know why our parents were stressed at times. But that’s the secret.. No one knows what’s going on, so make the best of it.

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Not that I’ve tested it.

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Forecast likely of more WTFs throughout the night.

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Is this a line from Twilight?

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Then it’s the end of the world.

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I hope it at least has three settings for that mistake.

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Success has the work.

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Is there pre-crime thought police yet? Thank goodness.

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I’m doing you all a favor!

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or a barnacle on a whale.

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Three year champion, consecutive here.

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No one says you can’t start it with lite beer either.

 

 

 

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