83 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever
Check out this collection for some great entertainment. 52 of the funniest quotes ever.
You said it Abe!
Therapists know everything.
Funny sense of humor.
Yep.
Light’s on… no one home.
Thinking long term.
Nothing is a plan too.
Classiness is overrated.
Selfie sucker punchie?
Ground hog day…
Just say no and see their reaction!
Silence is deadly.
All about the hair.
Force their hand.
Sarcasm sucker punch.
 Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to…
Be prepared.
And you’ll like it!
Organization is my middle name.
Silence is golden.
And don’t look back.
Here we go again!
Never a good thing.
Cocaine water down with coffee?
You mean spelt?
Episodic normalcy.
Or any phone!
D*mn those plans.
That should cut down them selfies.
Somehow one seems to feed the other.
Don’t Want To Socialize.
Just warning you.
Yep and d*mn proud of it!
And a home in Kansas.
Nap at home sounds soooo good.
Can’t disappoint what you don’t expect.
Been there, done that.
It’s ironic not to be hypocritical?
Assuming is a dangerous game.
While I have my sunglasses on inside.
Getting a head start!
Not sure what causes that…
5 minutes is the new 20 minutes.
Can’t stop them witnesses.
It all depends on which side of the bed I woke up on.
Go chef!
That’s why they call them the ugly truth!
That’s my plan!
There’s no point to in-between.
Going home now.
The older I get, the more I use them!
Those were the days!
I’m not one for being dull.
It’s all about choices. Which are the right ones? The prosecco, of course!
It’s a simple question.
One day maybe it will spin me right out of here.
Age old question. Never any answer.
Beware of this, because it’s the things that you like!
Cupcakes are great problem solvers.
Enjoy!
Viola, instant iced coffee!
Might want to tone down the sass.
So I decided not to!
Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be.
Now I don’t want to!
Poor thing had to deal with everyone’s meals first before she could eat her own.
Choose wisely because they’ll also be annoying you.
It’s going to be a week.
Why you’re not a therapist, exhibit 1.
Let’s hope I never find out.
I’m dying to have one!
And that’s not bad. The number could be just 1.
Great. Could it just be even Thursday?
So close.. yet so far away.
But now you know, so…
Better yet, if you do it without her telling you.
Good for you!
Sometimes when you’re not having. Yes, often then.