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18 Funny Quotes, Jokes, and Sarcastic Sayings
Quote Disney Owns

Ouch.

 

 

Quote Wile Sad He was an artist.

 

 

Quote Drown Cake This could possibly be the best saying?

 

 

Quote Get Ready Like..seriously?

 

 

Quote Get my hopes dashed more efficiently.

 

 

Quote Problem Caffeine No one wants that.

 

 

Quote Ikea Furniture Will I?

 

 

Quote Get And even that is sporadic.

 

 

Quote World Peace CatThey never will.

 

 

Quote Someone Like MeYes.

 

 

Quote Snacks ManGive me those snacks.

 

 

Quote Moths FliesChange your flight plans.

 

 

Quote Medical Condition

We need to know.

 

 

Quote Happy Fri WaitIt slipped away!

 

 

Quote Grocery Store DateThat’s the ticket.

 

 

Quote Get Awkward ComplimentsUm…

 

 

Quote Cant Really WalkOr eat the eats.

 

 

Quote Brain 10 YearsOr that time you said “you too” to the movie ticket taker who told you to enjoy your movie?

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