32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

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32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile.

Vintage photo of a blonde starlet doing makeup: I told you I'll be ready in five minutes, stop calling every half hour

Teal text on navy: When people say you'll regret that in the morning, I sleep until noon, I'm a problem solver

Retro ad of a woman packing a car: Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip

Serif text quote: How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake

Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

Bold quote: I couldn't be fake even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it

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Chocolate cake photo: If you can't remember my name, just say chocolate and I'll turn around

Vintage portrait of a thoughtful woman: Already know I'm going to hell, at this point go big or go home

Sketch of a cat-shaped laptop: I'm not a procrastinator, just extremely productive at unimportant things

Typewriter text on black: Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

White text on charcoal: Waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today

Yellow text on black: Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

Black card: You can't make everybody happy, you aren't a jar of Nutella

Cream card: You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

Retro cartoon woman driving: I was going to do that but then you told me to

Parenting quote: Some days feel more like hostage negotiating with tiny pirates than actual parenting

Teal poster with a coffee pot: Keep calm and make coffee

Grey text on white: I wish common sense was more common

White text on black: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday

Bear silhouette: You know you're a mom when you understand why Mama Bear's porridge was cold

White text on black: Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said

Teal textured quote: I didn't know I had OCD until my kids hung ornaments on the tree wherever they wanted

Bold black text: Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping

Repeat of the problem solver quote card about sleeping in until noon, cream text on navy

Framed sign: Clean up after yourself, house elves don't work here

Messy bedroom photo: I no longer want to be an adult, I will be in my blanket fort coloring

Mint green card: My nickname is Mom but my full name is Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom

Hand-lettered text over a snowy landscape: My brain has too many tabs open

Serif text on dark fabric: Stop the glorification of busy

Pink card: Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it

Pink card: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut

Brown card: Here's to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor

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