101 Funny Quotes And Sayings
101 Funny Quotes And Sayings. More funny quotes here.
If ever there were great being single memes… This is one of the best.
No matter how many times I do it, I still surprise myself!
Go Big or Go Home!
It’s all about being inclusive!
Cloud people.
Not to mention the socks are wet!!
And I wouldn’t wish to go home either!
That explains why I’m damaged goods.
It’s messy and glorious! It’s Life!
Yup, when the sun goes down, it’s lights out for me!
Sorry… my bad.
First food… then talk.
It’s a miraculous transformation.
Then I think and dream warm and fuzzy thoughts!
Donuts are so much healthier this way!
Hey, everyone keeps telling me to learn from my mistakes… I just want to learn it real good!
Dats y we save ltrs.
Not sure if this fits under book memes or a go big or go home memes.
Clumsiness is an art form.
Life’s better if you laugh!
Minion quote that nails it yet again!
Everyone can be an actress right?
More often than not…
Living the Dream!
It takes a while, but I’ll get there!
Weirdos are dime a dozen.
That’s like everyday!
Naps are funny that way… kinda like russian roulette!
I love answering “NO”!
Yup.
Writing things down are for losers.
Picture tells a thousand words?
There’s just no logical order…
Doh… I’ve arrived…
And that moment is golden!
Just get the hint already!
And may have undiagnosed Tourette’s syndrome.
Smart devices revolution.
Spice of life.
Sometimes even coffee’s not enough.
So true.
Weird thing is that this is actually possible now.
How times have changed.
There IS a difference.
How’s that for a conversation killer.
That’s right!
And I should also get a medal.
Who says unicorns don’t exist.
Don’t let people drag you down.
What can I say, I’m dog person.
UGH!
My web browser is a reflection of my mental state.
Nice one mom!
Maybe karma needs a little help sometime?
It’s hot, and produces steam. Same difference.
Coffee is the difference between war and peace.
Death by barbie brush.
Out of happy juice.
And usually it’s the same person.
Gotta remember that one.
Stroking that furry dog does wonders to my anxiety.
Can’t wait.
Just let it out.
Tourette’s is mild compared to what I got.
Trading in them heels.
My doctor couldn’t argue with that.
Yes they do.
Sorry really…
Save water… drink beer.
Was not a good day.
Food on my mind… so what?
Must have caffeine… or you dead.
Shoulda gone with a nod…
Now if only I could attach keys pens cellphones to fat…
Too safe.
Better watch yo back.
Good luck punk.
so what’s the other 13?
Yup. guilty.
Don’t even try.
Inner child grew the f up!
Carbs complete me.
Anytime.
Show me the money.
Nice try.
Flying rat.
Just make that noise one more time.
Where did I go wrong?
My damn expressions don’t lie.
Smiling assassin.
I forgot the order.
Much more likely.
Damn target.
Me first.
Zip it.
The good ol’ days.
It’s a personal record!