23 Hilarious Minions to Save and Share
I could be 15 or 55
and my mother would still ask me where i was going.
She never stops worrying!
In their weird little way.
After everything i’ve been through, i’m still smiling.
not because i’m strong
but because i’m crazy.
now that should scare you.
A great example of hilarious minions motivational quotes.
I need a break from my own thoughts.
They’re too much.
I still watch cartoons!
and i don’t care how old i am. :p
So there!
Nobody controls me. I am uncontrollable.
the only one who can control me is me,
and that’s just barely possible.
Don’t expect much.
I go to sleep so late and wake up so early that
i almost cross myself in the hallway!
Hilarious minions really know how to put things in perspective.
If everybody was happy in relationships
there wouldn’t be any good music.
Especially country music!
Every time i lose some weight
i find it again in the refrigerator.
Hmm, yep, there it is, in the ice cream tub!
We all know mirrors don’t lie…
i’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
Thanks mirrors!
Motivated to do something and you get really excited about it
and then when you get home you’re just like nah!
Let’s just sit and watch TV.
That fake laugh you do when you don’t know what someone just said.
Haha..oh..
Look officer, i’m not being a smart a**.
all i’m saying is, if you caught me then you were speeding too.
See, we’re both right.
Every morning there is a constant battle between
deciding to spend time on my appearance
or sleep for just 15 minutes more.
sleep usually wins.
Beautiful sleep.
Call me boring but i don’t need to go out partying on a saturday night to have fun.
staying home and watching movies is just fine with me.
Just chill.
It doesn’t matter if i sleep 2 hours or 13 hours,
i will still be tired the next day.
What is that?
I just realized when 20 year old’s talk about “old people”,
they’re talking about us!?
How dare they!
Whatever it is…
i didn’t do it.
Hilarious minions are anything but innocent!!
When i was a kid…
no wait, i still do that.
Yep, got nothing.
I changed my car horn sound to gun shots.
people move out of the way much faster now.
That’s one way to avoid traffic.
Am i the only one who opens a loaf of bread and skips the first slice
because it’s ugly?
That one is perfect for breadcrumbs.
Am i perfect?
oh yes i am.
Now you know!