36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.
36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.. More funny quotes here.
Was not a good day.
Food on my mind… so what?
Must have caffeine… or you dead.
Is there a way to politely let people know you’re ignoring them?
Staying at home covid19 style.
Shoulda gone with a nod…
Now if only I could attach keys pens cellphones to fat…
Too safe.
Better watch yo back.
Good luck punk.
so what’s the other 13?
Yup. guilty.
Don’t even try.
Inner child grew the f up!
Carbs complete me.
Anytime.
And there wasn’t even a pandemic.
Show me the money.
Nice try.
Flying rat.
Just make that noise one more time.
Photographic memory… lasts as long as it takes to take a photo.
Where did I go wrong?
My damn expressions don’t lie.
Smiling assassin.
I forgot the order.
Much more likely.
Damn target.
Me first.
Zip it.
The good ol’ days.
It’s a personal record!