36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.
36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.. More funny quotes here.

Was not a good day.

Food on my mind… so what?

Must have caffeine… or you dead.


Is there a way to politely let people know you’re ignoring them?

Staying at home covid19 style.

Shoulda gone with a nod…

Now if only I could attach keys pens cellphones to fat…

Too safe.



Better watch yo back.

Good luck punk.

so what’s the other 13?

Yup. guilty.

Don’t even try.

Inner child grew the f up!

Carbs complete me.

Anytime.

And there wasn’t even a pandemic.

Show me the money.

Nice try.

Flying rat.

Just make that noise one more time.

Photographic memory… lasts as long as it takes to take a photo.

Where did I go wrong?

My damn expressions don’t lie.

Smiling assassin.

I forgot the order.

Much more likely.

Damn target.

Me first.

Zip it.

The good ol’ days.

It’s a personal record!