36 Funny Quotes And Sayings
36 Funny Quotes And Sayings. More funny quotes here.
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Devil’s in the details.
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And you don’t hurt your hand either.
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And sometimes, my Hoverboard ran out of juice.
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Good news I also have a short attention span too.
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I can sit in my backyard and eat beans for free.
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Can nougat be a crouton?
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When they fall, it’s up to them.
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Talking about it made it more awkward.
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Nah, they’ll just complain about buffering problems.
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Or asking your parents how to do it.
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Or six hundred. I’m not picky.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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I do take compliments though.
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Seems a little farfetched.
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You bet giraffe I’m wasting time.
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At least my body matches my burning hot rage.
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It’s not a complex relationship.
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But is it full of vodka?
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Other people will ketchup to my sense of humor.
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And if it’s half empty, go ahead and take it off.
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Or one that says “What’s wrong? Nothing.”
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But it had all of the food groups!
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I’ll draw the lines at graphs, don’t worry.
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The cousin to that: “It’s strange that..”
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One of my best traits is my honesty.
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I don’t call myself 408 months old. I’m 34. Come on Susan, get used to it.
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Watch out everyone!
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I’m not going to take that lying down…oh yes I am.
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But then I find them, and again, I’m amazed.
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Those are good odds for me.
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I can multitask.
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But either way you can end up riding a pumpkin.