36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.
36 Funny Quotes And Sayings.. More funny quotes here.
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Was not a good day.
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Food on my mind… so what?
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Must have caffeine… or you dead.
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Is there a way to politely let people know you’re ignoring them?
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Staying at home covid19 style.
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Shoulda gone with a nod…
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Now if only I could attach keys pens cellphones to fat…
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Too safe.
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Better watch yo back.
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Good luck punk.
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so what’s the other 13?
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Yup. guilty.
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Don’t even try.
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Inner child grew the f up!
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Carbs complete me.
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Anytime.
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And there wasn’t even a pandemic.
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Show me the money.
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Nice try.
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Flying rat.
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Just make that noise one more time.
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Photographic memory… lasts as long as it takes to take a photo.
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Where did I go wrong?
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My damn expressions don’t lie.
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Smiling assassin.
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I forgot the order.
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Much more likely.
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Damn target.
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Me first.
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Zip it.
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The good ol’ days.
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It’s a personal record!