37 Funny Text Messages

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37 Funny Text Messages

Text Exchange: Hey, Hey?, I Can't Sleep, I Can. Goodnight

Oh well.

Text: Do You Have Anxiety Prime? Correction, Amazon, Reply, Yeah I Got Both

This.

Text Exchange Where A Romantic Come Back To Me Message Gets A DarkHumor Reply About The Window

Come to my window…

Holiday Gift Guides

Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

Mom Asks What Idk, Ly And Ttyl Mean, Reply I Don't Know, Love You, Talk To You Later, Mom Says She'll Ask Your Sister

Love it.

Text Joke About A Contact Saved Under A Sketchy Name And Being Asked To Change It

Haha.

Text: I Wasn't Able To Make Reservations At The Library, They're Completely Booked

Who doesn’t love a good pun??

Mom Texts: I Hid 100 Dollars In Your Room For Food, Clean Your Room And You Will Find It

Well played.

Girlfriend Sends A String Of Emojis, Reply Asks Did You Just Break Up With Me, Answered With Thumbs Up Emojis

These two are ace communicators.

Kid Texts That The Teacher Said There's An Idiot At The End Of This Ruler And He Got Detention For Asking Which End

Clever though!

Mom Texts Asking How To Erase An Embarrassing Celebrity Photo Search So Dad Doesn't See

Haha.

Neighbor Texts He Left Your Packages At Your Door, Then Admits He Ate The Cookies, Package Collection Isn't Free

I endorse this approach.

Text: Are You Full Bred American? Yeah, My Dad's A Bald Eagle And My Mom Is A Big Mac

Touche!

Long Text Rant Reply To A OneLetter K Message Listing Every Pun On The Letter K

Calm down.

Text Exchange Of Someone Frantically Ordering Coffee From A Friend With Many Messages

Every coffee addict.

Tweet With Texts: Sister Asks If Her 4 Year Old Can Watch A Fantasy Show, Reply, Not Unless He Starts From Season One

Game of Thrones is ageless.

Text Typos: Reading Fan Fic, I Sweat, Swear, Lol

It works both ways tbh.

Mom Texts I Think Something Is Wrong With My Phone, My Texts Aren't Going Through

I mean…

Text: Let Me Copy Your Homework, I Was Gonna Copy Yours, Guess I'm Not Doing It

Cheating fail.

Texts Asking Dad To Remove A Moth On The Bathroom Door, Then A Spooky Reply Signed By The Moth

Plot of The Mothman Part II.

Dad Asks Where You Are At 10Pm, Kid Replies With A Shady Joke, Dad Says As Long As I Know Where You Are

Classic.

Mom Texting Nugget Repeatedly After Autocorrect Changed A Name

Say wha?

Mom Texts How Make Chicken, Where Buy Chicken, Avocado, Kid Replies Mom This Isn't Google

Relatable.

Dating App Chat With A Smooth Pickup Line About Meeting Before

Nope..

Texts Correcting Your To You're Each Time Until The Other Person Gets Mad

Grammar purists of Tinder.

Middle Of The Night Text Wondering How Tall People Sleep When The Blanket Can't Cover Them, With An Annoyed Reply

This is why you can’t sleep.

Dad Texts What Are You Doing, Studying, You Are A Nerd, Get Out There, You're Ruining My Name

What a dad.

Text Exchange: You Can Call Me Anything You Like, Okay Optimus Prime

LOL.

Text Exchange Listing Things That Suck, Vacuums, Black Holes, The Sun, With A Frustrated Reply

More grammar sticklers!

Text Conversation With A Cat Named Mittens Asking For Food At 3Am

If cats had thumbs they would text all day.

Texts Using TextArt Animal Drawings: Rawr, Meow, Whale Noise, We Need Social Lives

Etch-a-sketch for phones.

Text Conversation With A Cat Named Mittens Who Locked Itself In A Closet

More amazing cat text.

Text Group Chat Argument With A Stop Fighting Message

Ha ha.

Text: I Love A Rapper, Reply, I Prefer The Candy, Followed By A Face Palm

LOL nope.

Group Text With A Dot Diagram And Confused Replies

Fully amazing.

Text Exchange: Objection, Objection Denied, Your Denial Of My Objection Has Been Overruled, Well Played

Lawyered!

Text Message Confession Meant For A Brother Is Answered By His Sister Borrowing The Phone

*Facepalm*