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22 Funny Tumblr Posts and Jokes
Tumblr Post Asking Why Bruno Mars Is So Weird About A Girl Opening Her Eyes While Kissing Him, Then A Dr. Phil Reply

Dr.Phil, how did you get involved in this?

 

Tumblr Post Of Capybaras Sitting Calmly With Birds, Monkeys And Turtles On Top Of Them, Capybaras Are Friend Shaped

What is their secret? We should bottle this.

 

Fluffy Himalayan Cat With Huge Round Eyes: Coco, What Do Your Cat Eyes See? All

They look it too! 

Holiday Gift Guides

Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

Tumblr Drawings Of Horses With HumanLike Teeth And Mouths: How Would You Look If Horses Had Human Mouths

In case you wondered how horses could be terrifying.

 

Tumblr Post: My Four Year Old Cousin Said A Fork With Three Prongs Is Not A Fork, It's A Threek

This kid has a sharp mind.

 

Three Cats Sitting Together Like A Tough Crew: These Cats Look Like They're In A Girl Gang, How Can I Join

Who wouldn’t want to join?

 

Tumblr Post With Grease: If You're Automatic, Systematic And Hydromatic, Then You're Greased Lightning

You didn’t think it could get better after AROMATIC.

 

Tumblr Post: My Friend Really Changed Once She Became A Vegetarian, It's Like I've Never Seen Herbivore

Mmm, these vegetable puns are unbeleafable.

 

Tumblr Thread: Dreamed I Entered A Horse Race Not As A Jockey But As A Horse, Running Like The Wind

I would pay money to see this in real life.

 

 

Vintage Book By Jack Douglas With A Wildly Mixed Title, A Cookbook And A Guide To Raising Wolves: A Lot Covered In One Book

Jack, what a life you have lived.

 

News Screenshot Of The President Next To A Person In An Easter Bunny Costume: Left, Left….They needed to specify it?

 

Tumblr Post: Words I Use In Every Sentence, You Can Rearrange Them In Any Order, The Extensive Vocabulary Of Tumblr

The multi-flexible language of Tumblr.

 

Tumblr Post: I Watched An Old Couple Set Off Their Car Alarm And Drive Away With It Going, Maybe I Watched A Car TheftYou sure did.

 

Giant Stone Hand Sculpture Called The Caring Hand In A Swiss Park: It's A Palm Tree, I Hate You

This is a handy piece of art.

 

Lincoln Penny Joke: Which American President Was Least Guilty? Lincoln, He Was In A Cent

He didn’t think it made cents.

 

Long Tumblr Thread Of People Listing Their Silly Everyday Struggles, Ending With You Need An Award Right Now

If it did, we would think of grandma all day!

 

 

Tumblr Post: My Friend Said To The Left While I Was Driving, I Mumbled Take It Back Now Y'all And Hit The Pothole

Well that’s one way to drive.

 

 

 

Tumblr Post: A Girl Asked What Procrastination Meant And I Said Can I Explain That Later

Someone get her a dictionary.

 

Tumblr Post: Do You Ever Form Emotional Attachments To Tabs You Have Had Open For A Long Time

Goodbye tab.. you served me faithfully with research but now I am done with you.

 

 

Yoplait Yogurt Cup Photo And A Tumblr Pun Thread: Low Fat Yo, Fat Free Yort

Fat free yort sounds like some off-brand flea market yogurt.

 

Tumblr Map Of Canada Drawn Broken Up Into Pieces: Canada Looks Really Broken, We Are Slowly Distancing Ourselves From The Us

It’s okay, Canada. You have a long way to go though.

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