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57 Minion Quotes You’ll Love
Minion Be Mean AnimalsLove them.
Minion Confirm Ignore I don’t know you. 
Minion Enough Sleep So, all of us then?
Minion Holding Awesomeness Is that a problem?
Minion Memory LossUh…
Minion MirrorCrash!
Minion Not WonderTake a deep breath.
Minion Once InnocentIt did!
Minion Pass GoLet’s do this.
Minion Something DirtyHmm.
Minion Swag BillsNope
Minion TearswThanks friends.
Minion Volley BallDon’t let it!
Minion Low BatteryI take it very seriously. 
Minion TeenagerDon’t give them back.
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Minion ToiletHonestly, yes.
Minion Empty RollFix it!
Minion SheetPut this bad joke to bed.
Minion OkI should be.
Minion MotherhoodThat’s motherhood.
Minion While They DriveI need it!
Minion Where Is CoffeeWhere?!
Minion One LieBe real.
Minion Best FriendThat’s the friendship thing.
Minion One PieceJust one piece.
Minion The Nerds Yeah.
Minion Owed MoneySorry.
Minion ThinkingHelp!
Minion Miss PaymentsThey’ll come for you!
Minion For Me DestinationHow dare you!
Minion Every DoorHa.

I Said, Oh That's Why They Waved Back!

I said, “oh that’s why they waved back!”

They Keep Separating! I'm So Sad For Them, Honestly.

They keep separating! I’m so sad for them, honestly.

Officer, I Am Just Being Proactive With My Driving.

Officer, I am just being proactive with my driving.

Minion Quotes You'll Love

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Minion Quotes You'll Love: Tricky, Tricky.

Tricky, tricky.

You Should See The Show Going On Up There!

You should see the show going on up there!

And Then Sometimes You Realize What It Was And Think Ohhhhh.

And then sometimes you realize what it was and think “Ohhhhh.”

I See You, You Think!

I see you, you think!

Minion Quotes You'll Love: I'm So Tired.

I’m so tired.

You Can Wear The Worst Clothes And Listen To Bad Music And Eat Junk Food. It's Such A Win. Also There's Less People Than Outside.

You can wear the worst clothes and listen to bad music and eat junk food. It’s such a win. Also there’s less people than “outside.”

Aren't You Lucky To Have Such A Talented Friend?

Aren’t you lucky to have such a talented friend?

Or When All Of The Stalls At The Public Bathroom Are Occupied?

Or when all of the stalls at the public bathroom are occupied?

Beware Because My Sweetness Hides It Well!

Beware because my sweetness hides it well!

Or Just Forget It, Because They Were Never Worth It!

Or just forget it, because they were never worth it!

Minion Quotes You'll Love: Currently I'm Losing.

Currently I’m losing.

Enjoy What You're Getting From My Life!

Enjoy what you’re getting from my life!

Three Sides. Choose Wisely Which One You Want To Activate.

Three sides. Choose wisely which one you want to activate.

Their Faces Will Be Ridiculous.

Their faces will be ridiculous.

The Crime Investigation Has Come Up Flush.

The crime investigation has come up flush.

Minion Quotes You'll Love: Enjoy My Weirdness!

Enjoy my weirdness!

How About Also A Why?! For Those OffTheWall Posts You Don't Need.

How about also a “why?!” for those off-the-wall posts you don’t need.

Yes, That's The Life.

Yes, that’s the life.

See? We Come Back To Calm.

See? We come back to calm.

I Hope My Mom's Visions Of My Children Don't Come True, However!

I hope my mom’s visions of my children don’t come true, however!

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