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20 Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quote: Little Will Got Violent Toys In That Christmas Song, A Hammer, Tacks And A Whip, How About Fisher Price?

Come on, Santa.

Funny Christmas Song Parody: Dashing Through The Store In Disarray, Over The Budget We Go

Tis the season.

Funny Christmas Quote: This Christmas, Instead Of Gifts, I'm Giving Opinions And Advice, Enjoy

Oh yeah.

Funny Christmas Pun With A Red Sleigh: Sleigh All Day

Holiday Gift Guides

Funny gifts people will actually fight over in a white elephant swap

Sleigh it.

Funny Christmas Quote On Green: All I Want For Christmas Is You, Just Kidding, Give Me Gift Cards

You’re okay.

Funny Christmas Quote: I'm Only A Morning Person On Christmas

Then it’s all about getting up.

Funny Christmas Quote: Santa Saw Your Browser History, You're Getting Socks

Prepare.

Funny Christmas Quote In Red: Make People Forget Your Past With A Present

Voila.

Funny Christmas Pun: Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle

Be jolly!

Funny Christmas Quote: Christmas Is One Of The Only Times Parents Have Any Leverage

Use it.

Maya Angelou Quote With Christmas Lights: Judge A Person By How They Handle Tangled Christmas Tree Lights

Oh so much.

Funny Christmas Pun In A Green Circle: Don We Now Our Ugly Sweaters

We do!

Funny Christmas Quote: Make It Easy And Just Leave A Credit Card Or Two, Santa

Or three.

Funny Christmas Quote By The Tree: It's Beginning To Cost A Lot Like Christmas

Kaching.

Funny Christmas Quote: Dreaming Of A White Christmas, But Red Wine Would Do Fine

I’m not picky.

Funny Christmas Pun: For Christmas, I'm Getting Full Of Cookies

Yum.

Funny Christmas Tweet: 3 Weeks Into Researching Air Fryers With My Wife, Middle Age Christmases Are Wild

Very wild.

Funny Christmas Quote: The Most Magical Time Of Year Because Your Money Magically Goes Away

Bye bye bye.

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