TFB Short Clips
Originally posted on December 11, 2016 @ 12:25 pm
There are funny quotes out there, then there are extremely funny quotes – like these.
Yup. That’s how I roll.
Lest we forget.
Yup… wake up in bliss.
Taking his sweet time… there still is a prince… Don’t lie to me!
Accurate. Yes you heard that right.
My favorite fruit.
Not people person.
Good luck punk!
That’s how my life’s measured.
Secret to a woman’s heart.
Let me eat my d*mn cookie dough!
Or let out in public.
Where did that beautiful childhood go?
Stupid victims… deserves what’s coming.
oops… jump the gun there.
I’m sarcastic about my sarcasm.
They know how to hide their dark side well.
When was the last time I woke up with no pain?!? Longing for those days.