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37 Funny Pictures and Memes for Anyone Who Can’t Cook

Gordon Ramsay Yelling At A Cook: This Rabbit Is So Undercooked, Elmer Fudd Is Still Hunting It

Gordon is disappointed.

Twenty Dollar Bill Sealed In A Plastic Sandwich Bag: The Wife's Away, So I Had To Pack My Own Lunch

That’s the way to do it.

Comedian In A White Suit And Hat Holding A Mic: If They Tell You To Bring Ice, You Can't Cook

But enjoy their food!

Knife And Fork Cutting A Tiny Cookie On A Big Paper Plate: When Your Mom Doesn't Cook You Dinner

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Mom, I’m starving.

Woman In Sunglasses Grinning: When People Complain About My Cooking Skills, But Did You Die?

Did you?

Shiba Inu In An Apron At The Kitchen Counter: When You Said You Can Cook But The Wifi Is Down

Help…Siri?

Big Flames Shooting Up From A Stove In A Dark Kitchen

When you try to cook but summon a demon…

Pasta Recipe Says Boil Noodles For 8 Minutes, But The Pot Is Broken And Noodles Are All Over The Stove

Oh…no.

Golden Retriever In A Hawaiian Shirt At A Counter With A Rolling Pin And Eggs: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Lost!

Pot Full Of Vegetables With Its Bottom Burned Through On The Stove: This Is Fine

This is absolutely fine.

Kitchen With A Wrecked Oven Door Hanging Open And Cooking Mess Everywhere

Oh a double shot.

Pizza Drooping Through The Oven Rack Like A Mushroom Cloud Because There Was No Tray

An explosion of pizza.

Mug Sitting In A Huge Puddle Of Overflowed Mug Cake Inside The Microwave

Let me guess, you tried to make a mug cake?

Chef Calmly Flipping A Pan Next To A Kitchen Engulfed In Flames: How I Feel When I Cook Versus Reality

Flames…so..many flames.

Frozen Pizza Baked With The Cardboard Still Under It: For Extra Crispness, Remove Cardboard

Well, that’s going to be terrible to clean.

Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie Versus A Pile Of Black Ash: How Everyone Else's Cookies Look And How Mine Look

Like ash.

Burned Black Pizza Held Up In A Tweet: Note To Self, Don't Cook When Drunk

It’s a piece of something..

Oven With Food Collapsed Through The Racks Into A Mess: Cooking, You're Doing It Wrong

Three levels of oops.

Plastic Cutting Board Melted Over The Oven Rack: My Girlfriend Accidentally Cooked A Chopping Board

Well, it’s done now.

Smoking Stovetop With Burned Shrimp And Veggies Scattered On It: We're Doing Benihana At Home Tonight

With a side of food poisoning.

Pot Overflowing With Glowing Burnt Food: You Know You're Bad At Cooking When You Accidentally Make Lava

Burn…

Baking Dish On Fire Inside The Oven

One dish is fine though!

Cup Of Instant Noodles Dressed Up With Shrimp And Cilantro: When Bae Can't Cook

Aw, beautiful.

Raw Turkey Sitting In The Dishwasher: I Think My Oven's Broken, I Already Cooked This Turkey Twice

Something is wrong.

Fish On A Cutting Board That Is Somehow Burned On One Side And Raw On The Other

Slice it up.

Spaghetti On Fire In A Pot On The Stove: Cooking My Girl Spaghetti, Tag Someone Who Can't Cook

Um..

Boy Staring Blankly Beside A Microwave With A Burning Cup Inside: Every Time I Try To Cook

A fire.

Proud Guy Next To A Car: When You Successfully Heat Up A Frozen Pizza Without Burning Down The House

Getting in touch with my Italian roots.

Disaster Girl Smiling In Front Of A Burning House: See Mum, I Told You I Was Great At Cooking

So good.

Future Mother In Law Asks What Will You Cook My Son, Me: I'm Making Water, A Pot Of Plain Boiling Water

Ta-da.

Tweet About A Sister Who Melted The Oven Tray While The Chicken Nuggets Were Just Chilling

Nuggets astound.

Second Photo Of The Dog In A Floral Shirt With Baking Tools: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing In The Kitchen

#relatable

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