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Originally posted on February 5, 2018 @ 11:05 pm

22 Hilarious New Funny Quotes About Life in General

funny quotes about life in general - talking to inanimate objects

I yell “STAY”
at objects that keep falling over.

Questioning my sanity always makes for perfect funny quotes about life in general.

funny quotes about life in general - awkward

That awkward moment..
When you’ve already said “What?” three times
and still have no idea what the person said,
so you just agree.

Or nod.

funny quotes about life in general - modern living leaves obvious clues

A clean room is a sign of a
broken computer.

Or the internet is down.

funny quotes about life in general - down the spring cleaning rabbit hole

Whenever I clean my closet
I take a GPS with me,
so I can find my way back.

It’s a chore.

funny quotes about life in general - can't always be a leader

I’m a leader
not a follower.
unless it’s a DARK PLACE,
then screw it, you’re going first.

Funny quotes about life in general that just resonates with born leaders?

funny quotes about life in general - listen to the wife

If at first you don’t succeed..
try doing it the way your wife told you to.

She knew how to do it.

funny quotes about life in general - laziness

If I won the award for laziness,
I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Staying true to the winning spirit.

funny quotes about life in general - ground hog day

Me 364 days a year:
“The weatherman is never right!”
Me on Groundhog Day.
“Everyone shut the hell up, a groundhog is predicting the future.”

Please end winter, magic rodent.

funny quotes about life in general - deep thinking

I may look like I’m having deep thoughts
but 99% of the time I’m thinking about
what I’m going to eat later.

Or naptime.

funny quotes about life in general - math problems

Math.
The only place where people can buy 64 watermelons
and no one wonders why…

It’s a common thing.

funny quotes about life in general - key to success

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock…

Stop it!

funny quotes about life in general - busy

Please kindly go away,
I’m introvert-ING.

Just being a little introverty.

funny quotes about life in general - dmv goals

My fitness goal is to weigh
what I told the DMV I weigh.

It’s going to happen.

funny quotes about life in general - askhole

Askhole:
A person who constantly asks for your advice,
yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Best description of it yet.

funny quotes about life in general - happy place

Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place
where I’m allowed to punch people in the throat,
and there are cute puppies and free cake.

Funny quotes about life in general that perfectly describes life in the year 2020.

funny quotes about life in general - shopping cart placement

It would serve me better if they put shopping carts
in the middle of the store.
This is where my pride realizes I have too much sh*t to carry.

Or just shopping baskets.

funny quotes about life in general - being normal

Sometimes I pretend to be normal.
But it gets boring.
So I go back to being me.

Ugh, such a boring couple of minutes.

funny quotes about life in general - i don't know

My life has become this one big
“I DON’T KNOW”

Funny quotes about life in general that describe me trying to homeschool my kids!

funny quotes about life in general - rise and shine

No, I don’t really “rise and shine”.
Most days, I just “caffeinate”
and then hope for the best.

Trusting the magic beans.

Funny quotes about life in general - hashtags

I lie hashtags
because they look like waffles.

Mm waffles.

Funny quotes about life in general - empty stomach life

You can’t live a full life
on an empty stomach.

Eat up.

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