25 King of the Hill Funny Quotes and Moments, I’ll Tell You What

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25 King of the Hill Funny Quotes and Moments, I’ll Tell You What

He held back the ultimate seduction.

Hank's Quote About Soccer From King Of The Hill

He set him straight.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Saying Look, I'd Prefer It If No One Ever Had To Use A Bathroom

Hank is a simple man.

King Of The Hill Scene: Told Beer Is A Depressant, Hank Answers Don't Go Blaming The Beer

It’s not the beer’s fault.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Insisting I Have Never Poured Out Beer, Not Even To Put Out A Grass Fire

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King Of The Hill Scene: Luanne Says They Make Ice Cream With Cookie Dough In It, Hank Asks For His Keys

Hank is a little late.

King Of The Hill Scene: Bobby Caught Drinking A Beer Says I Didn't Even Like It, Hank Says Now You're Trying To Get Me Mad

Bobby poking the bear.

King Of The Hill Scene: Neighbor Tells A Yo Momma Joke And Hank Answers With One About Self Esteem

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Quoting The Bible While Telling Visitors To Get Out Of My House

Hill rules.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Holding A Lawnmower Bag: Why Would Anyone Do Drugs When They Could Mow A Lawn

A simple pleasure.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Worrying That If Bobby Doesn't Love Football He Won't Lead A Fulfilling Life

Hank has some expectations.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank In A Suit Telling Peggy But They're Hipsters

Hipsters.

Tweet: The Older I Get The More I Identify With Hank Hill, I Don't Have A Problem With Anger, I Have One With Idiots

Idiots.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank In A Cowboy Hat: From Now On The Only Lady I'm Promoting Is Sweet Lady Propane

Pimp that propane.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Telling Peggy He Lives In The Real World Where Men Sell Propane And Propane Accessories

Yeah.

Hank's Quote About Christian Rock Bands

How dare you.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank At The Dinner Table Declaring Show Business Is Inherently Evil

Hank knows it.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Tells Bobby To Take A Shower, Bobby In The Bath Says He Doesn't Like To Stand That Long

Look, we relate.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Says A Youngster With A Tool In Both Hands Has No Hands Left To Do Drugs

They want to do the tools.

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank Telling Bobby Vegetarians Can't Be Trusted

Bobby, it’s time you knew.

King Of The Hill Scene: Canadian Neighbor Says Americans Are Ignorant, Tell Me Our Prime Minister, Hank Asks Why

Why?!

King Of The Hill Scene: Hank And His Friends Holding Beers By The Fence: Well, What Can You Do

The universal question.